" Uncle Vinny, uncle Vinny !!!!! ....... "

1. 2019-12-29 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   she barked estatically while she was charging towards me.
   
   " i .... i ! "
   
   as she was approaching, she began to cup her little mouth with her little hands, signalling she had something that needs to be conveyed with a whisper. it sent a shockwave of cold sweat down my spine.
   
   sometimes she whispered too exuberantly and too loudly, and turned her little whispers into public announcements. luckily those were just the normal, mundane little secrets that she, in her little innocent mind thought needs to be whispered.
   
   with my jaws locked and my lips clenched, i hunched forward and braced myself for what she's about to whisper. as soon as her litle hands-cup docked around my left ear she whispered.
   
   

   Show whisper

   
   
   i accidentally snorted half a gasp before i could stop it.
   
   i was more than taken aback, it was like i was blasted by anti personal mines.
   
   i gave her a serious, but bemused look, and raised my eye brows.
   
   she replied with a light, innocent giggle and vigorous nodding.
   
   i never thought it would be so soon, we've only started our hair inspection routine less than a year and a half ago, these goddamn growth hormones that they shoot into chickens, they really need to study their effects on childrens. i think i might even report this to the FBI.
   
   if what she said is true this could be the last few times we're having hair inspections. i need to come up with a new gimmick real quick.
   
   i need to think. think ......
   
   DISCLAIMER : THE STORY ABOVE IS JUST A FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION AND A HUNDRED % LITERARY CREATION OF MY OVERLY CREATIVE, ASIATIC MIND.
2. 2019-12-29 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Tame, nothing too explicit.
   
   This was your poem? HA! Disappointing.
3. 2019-12-29 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Tame, nothing too explicit.
   
   This was your poem? HA! Disappointing.

   
   
   
   poems dont have dialogues.
4. 2019-12-29 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Do you know why there's no pedo fantasy books in the bookstores? Because it's illegal. Disclaimers don't do anything either.
5. 2019-12-29 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Do you know why there's no pedo fantasy books in the bookstores? Because it's illegal. Disclaimers don't do anything either.

   
   really ?
   
   i just saw lolita the other day ....
6. 2019-12-29 at 3:08 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
   
   poems dont have dialogues.

   
   **Retardation confirmed**
   
   
7. 2019-12-29 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Write a poem about your late night visits from your own uncles.
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8. 2019-12-29 at 3:46 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
   
   poems dont have dialogues.

   
   
   Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
   Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
   While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
   As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
   "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
   Only this and nothing more."
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9. 2019-12-29 at 3:48 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Write a poem about your late night visits from your own uncles.

   
   i had this for quite sometime in my head.
   
   but its in a children's book format.
   
   will try to make it sooner.
   
   i need photoshop to make it.
10. 2019-12-29 at 3:49 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
    Only this and nothing more."

    
    ok, now i know.
11. 2019-12-29 at 3:57 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    i don't get it
12. 2019-12-29 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #12
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't get it

    
    i didnt know there are poems with dialogues in it,
13. 2019-12-29 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #13
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    no i mean your story i don't get it
14. 2019-12-29 at 4:15 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt know there are poems with dialogues in it,

    
    That's cause you're a dumb Asian, your Culture censored real education.
    
    As the Raven said:
    
    "Never more".
15. 2019-12-29 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no i mean your story i don't get it

    
    o, i c.
16. 2019-12-29 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    w. o .w
17. 2019-12-29 at 5:10 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    why dont you remove your dick avatar and put a little girls giny in there faget
18. 2019-12-29 at 5:14 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    because lanny said no.
19. 2019-12-29 at 6 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    OP's Story was alright but Scron's poem was lit.