£750 for an MRI scan on my brain

1. 2019-12-27 at 11:15 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Yeah right, suck my dick!
   
   
   

   Thank you for your interest in Prescan. A one part brain scan will cost 745.00 pounds.
   
   
   The body scan includes a pre and post GP consultation , with a 4 part MRI looking at the brain, carotids in the neck for obstructions or blockages. Abdomen looking at all main organs, spleen , kidney, gallbladder, liver & pancreas. In the  pelvis ovaries/prostate and bladder.  We do not see inside the stomach.
   
   Included in this is also a cardiac screening, resting ECG to look at the rhythm of the heart and Echocardiogram to look at the size of the heart and the chambers to see how it is beating.

   
   I just wanted to see what damage there was from years of abuse.
2. 2019-12-27 at 11:17 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   poor lol !
3. 2019-12-27 at 11:23 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Fuck you sand nigger I could get this free on the NHS I just can't be arsed waiting in line for all the foreigners to bleed out first.
4. 2019-12-27 at 11:37 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Fuck you sand nigger I could get this free on the NHS I just can't be arsed waiting in line for all the foreigners to bleed out first.

   
   you now seem poorer.
5. 2019-12-27 at 11:48 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   What sort of report do you get? Just a "everything OK"?
6. 2019-12-27 at 12 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What sort of report do you get? Just a "everything OK"?

   
   Just goes into detail if there's any underlying issues, blockages, tumors etc amongst other things.
7. 2019-12-27 at 1:34 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I'd take all these greedy fuckheads and throw them in prison. Up at 5am and cracking rocks all day until sun down, then a slice of bread and some water and lights out at 8pm to do it all again, seven days a week. If they won't, they get thrown in the Hole until they do. Let's see how loud they're laughing after I get done with their parasitical asses.
8. 2019-12-27 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   HRMC said I'm owed exactly £745 which is coincidental albeit I'm not wasting it to scan just my fucking brain. That shit can go on some Hugo Boss.
   
   Yeeeaaaah boi!
9. 2019-12-27 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd take all these greedy fuckheads and throw them in prison. Up at 5am and cracking rocks all day until sun down, then a slice of bread and some water and lights out at 8pm to do it all again, seven days a week. If they won't, they get thrown in the Hole until they do. Let's see how loud they're laughing after I get done with their parasitical asses.

   
   you run a tight ship
10. 2019-12-27 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd take all these greedy fuckheads and throw them in prison. Up at 5am and cracking rocks all day until sun down, then a slice of bread and some water and lights out at 8pm to do it all again, seven days a week. If they won't, they get thrown in the Hole until they do. Let's see how loud they're laughing after I get done with their parasitical asses.

    
    you run a tight ship
11. 2019-12-27 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    He runs a tight blip
12. 2019-12-27 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    These kind of greasy fucks are everything that's wrong with this world. More like cockroaches than human beings.
13. 2019-12-27 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I'll just feign headaches and get a referral for free. Best option. I was suffering from bad ones earlier this year anyway.
    
    I just want to see what damage has been done from alcohol/ drugs/ fighting.
14. 2019-12-27 at 4:51 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I'll just feign headaches and get a referral for free. Best option. I was suffering from bad ones earlier this year anyway.
    
    I just want to see what damage has been done from alcohol/ drugs/ fighting.

    
    it seems like your prostate suffered chronic blunt force trauma.