2019-12-26 at 9:20 PM UTC
god needed them as angels in heaven <3
2019-12-26 at 9:45 PM UTC
God probably killed him for giving his kids such retarded names
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post didn't die in a fire!
2019-12-26 at 9:50 PM UTC
It annoys me though. This guy lived a law abiding, God worshipping life but yet died like that, and with his kids!
Tell me where the logic is in that?
I am slowly losing faith.
2019-12-26 at 9:51 PM UTC
their last name is fitting
2019-12-27 at 4:29 AM UTC
God has nothing to do with humans trying to breathe underwater!!
2019-12-27 at 4:35 AM UTC
no one ever tells this bible story correctly:
everyone has been given a false impression about jonah and the fish.
but in the oldest known hebrew text, jonah is caught by seaweed and drowns. then he is swallowed. so he is dead 3 days like Yeshua was for 3 days before resurrecting.
when the story is told correctly, it makes better sense.
but i mention this, because if jonah drowned, it should not be a shock if a preacher drowns!!
2019-12-27 at 4:39 AM UTC
6 Water has surrounded me even to the soul, the deep encompassed me; the Red Sea hangs over my head.
ואֲפָפ֚וּנִי מַ֙יִם֙ עַד־נֶ֔פֶשׁ תְּה֖וֹם יְסֹֽבְבֵ֑נִי ס֖וּף חָב֥וּשׁ לְרֹאשִֽׁי:
7
To the bottom of the mountains I descended, the earth-its bars are closed on me forever; but You brought up my life from Gehinnom, O Lord, my God.
זלְקִצְבֵ֚י הָרִים֙ יָרַ֔דְתִּי הָאָ֛רֶץ בְּרִחֶ֥יהָ בַֽעֲדִ֖י לְעוֹלָ֑ם וַתַּ֧עַל מִשַּׁ֛חַת חַיַּ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהָֽי:
2019-12-27 at 6:11 AM UTC
drowning is drowning
this is a prophet, significantly more important than a preacher, due to preachers are trying to be like the prophets.
2019-12-27 at 9:45 AM UTC
So black people can't swim. No news there.
They keep trying to blame that on whites, as if whites are so racist that black people can't go to swimming lessons and shit. In reality they have more dense bone structure, so they sink right to the bottom.
Whites are naturally evolved to survive in diverse environments, other races shouldn't try to imitate us.