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2016-12-17 at 7:45 PM UTCHogwarts is a front for a criminal syndicate which coordinates ritual child sexual abuse. Its presentation is given to readers subjectively, through Harry's intensely traumatized, adolescent imagination seeking to insulate itself from his frightening experiences. Lord Voldemort is actually a former abducted child who escaped from Dumbledor's K-12 sex program and went to college in the US, where he studied criminal justice and eventually went on to graduate and went on to become a relatively prominent director in FBI activities. He worked to bring the issue of ritual abuse to light there, and eventually returned home to launch similar investigations in the UK. Harry's perspective of him is framed as a conflict of Hero/Villain through his identification with the ones who subjected him to orgies and mutilation.
The best-selling series in history is a coded tome, guarding the secrets of a dark and horrible time in the history of our two civilized, Western nations that cannot be otherwise acknowledged in a way that lets us grieve or seek justice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-17 at 8:01 PM UTCThe chamber of secrets must have been his butt hole.
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2016-12-17 at 8:28 PM UTCWhen I was a kid a lot of people I went to school with weren't allowed to read harry potter because it was black magic.
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2017-01-27 at 5:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump harry potter was black magic.
african-american magic ? -
2017-01-27 at 7:34 PM UTCI never said it was black magic.
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2017-01-27 at 10:51 PM UTCI always thought Hogwarts was a construct that helped Harry deal with his abusive relatives.
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2017-01-28 at 6:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Hogwarts is a front for a criminal syndicate which coordinates ritual child sexual abuse. Its presentation is given to readers subjectively, through Harry's intensely traumatized, adolescent imagination seeking to insulate itself from his frightening experiences. Lord Voldemort is actually a former abducted child who escaped from Dumbledor's K-12 sex program and went to college in the US, where he studied criminal justice and eventually went on to graduate and went on to become a relatively prominent director in FBI activities. He worked to bring the issue of ritual abuse to light there, and eventually returned home to launch similar investigations in the UK. Harry's perspective of him is framed as a conflict of Hero/Villain through his identification with the ones who subjected him to orgies and mutilation.
The best-selling series in history is a coded tome, guarding the secrets of a dark and horrible time in the history of our two civilized, Western nations that cannot be otherwise acknowledged in a way that lets us grieve or seek justice.
shut up zaggot -
2017-01-28 at 7:04 AM UTCI would abuse movie 1, Emma Watson for sure.
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2017-01-28 at 7:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump When I was a kid a lot of people I went to school with weren't allowed to read harry potter because it was black magic.
I was one of those kids. I also wasn't allowed to play or watch pokemon -
2017-01-28 at 8:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I was one of those kids. I also wasn't allowed to play or watch pokemon
What was the reasoning behind that? How did you feel about it? -
2017-01-28 at 1:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I was one of those kids. I also wasn't allowed to play or watch pokemon
Were your parents religious or are you not white or something?. It was mostly the really foreign kids and the religious freaks that werent into anything so they would sit around holding hands and chanting and if you Tried to show them your pokemans this was the reaction (25s)
https://youtu.be/hR5iKcU41cU?t=25s -
2017-01-28 at 1:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore What was the reasoning behind that? How did you feel about it?
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Were your parents religious or are you not white or something?. It was mostly the really foreign kids and the religious freaks that werent into anything so they would sit around holding hands and chanting and if you Tried to show them your pokemans this was the reaction (25s)
https://youtu.be/hR5iKcU41cU?t=25s
I'm white
My parents were religious and heard some crackpot preacher on TV say pokemon was satanic and tought kids occult rituals and other such shit
And all magic was evil so harry potter was immediately out
Never cared much for harry potter but i was fucking pissed when I came home from school one day and all my pokemon shit was gone
Naturally this made me love pokemon more and got into magic and satanic shit in high school
Free hint: its almost all completely horse shit
Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-01-28T13:42:25.087703+00:00 -
2017-01-28 at 3:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I'm white
My parents were religious and heard some crackpot preacher on TV say pokemon was satanic and tought kids occult rituals and other such shit
And all magic was evil so harry potter was immediately out
Never cared much for harry potter but i was fucking pissed when I came home from school one day and all my pokemon shit was gone
Naturally this made me love pokemon more and got into magic and satanic shit in high school
Free hint: its almost all completely horse shit
Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-01-28T13:42:25.087703+00:00
"When you enter the land which the LORD your God gives you, you shall not learn to imitate the detestable things of those nations. "There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, one who uses divination, one who practices witchcraft, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who casts a spell, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead.
"For whoever does these things is detestable to the LORD; and because of these detestable things the LORD your God will drive them out before you."
Deuteronomy 18:9-12
"Stand fast now in your spells And in your many sorceries With which you have labored from your youth; Perhaps you will be able to profit, Perhaps you may cause trembling. "You are wearied with your many counsels; Let now the astrologers, Those who prophesy by the stars, Those who predict by the new moons, Stand up and save you from what will come upon you.
Isaiah 47:12-13
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