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going shopping on amazon anyone want anything?

  1. 2019-12-26 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #1
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i will buy you something if:

    a. i like you
    b. its not 2 expensive
    3. you have a halfway decent reason for it

    no hard drugs or paraphernalia or Crouton though.
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  2. 2019-12-26 at 5:50 PM UTC
    #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    I want a nigger whore
  3. 2019-12-26 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sorry

    I don't wanna post my home address dawg
  4. 2019-12-26 at 6:35 PM UTC
    #4
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    the more you buy from amazon,

    the more you contribute to income inequality.
  5. 2019-12-26 at 6:38 PM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the more you buy from amazon,

    the more you contribute to income inequality.

    That sounds like something an amazonless person would say
  6. 2019-12-26 at 6:39 PM UTC
    #6
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Sorry

    I don't wanna post my home address dawg

    alright cool so i will be buying you this book
  7. 2019-12-26 at 6:41 PM UTC
    #7
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano That sounds like something an amazonless person would say

    you forgot jelly.
  8. 2019-12-26 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I'll take a few grams of benzocaine to numb hts asshole if it's not too much to ask
  9. 2019-12-26 at 6:52 PM UTC
    #9
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'll take a few grams of benzocaine to numb hts asshole if it's not too much to ask

    how about NUMB MASTER lol
  10. 2019-12-26 at 6:58 PM UTC
    #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Oooh doctor recommended that's high class
  11. 2019-12-26 at 7:02 PM UTC
    #11
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Oooh doctor recommended that's high class

    how about the kind thay dentists spray onto your gums before tooth extractions.
  12. 2019-12-26 at 7:02 PM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I think it's all the same active ingredient
  13. 2019-12-26 at 7:05 PM UTC
    #13
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    doctors can be fucking dumb. i had a doctor prescribe me 32 mg of suboxone a day to get off Crouton
  14. 2019-12-26 at 7:16 PM UTC
    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano Sorry

    I don't wanna post my home address dawg

    Pussy.
  15. 2019-12-26 at 7:16 PM UTC
    #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Im sure ur parents wont mind.
  16. 2019-12-26 at 7:17 PM UTC
    #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III doctors can be fucking dumb. i had a doctor prescribe me 32 mg of suboxone a day to get off Crouton

    I bet he has a nice car and gets gift baskets from his pharmaceutical sales rep
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  17. 2019-12-26 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #17
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I bet he has a nice car and gets gift baskets from his pharmaceutical sales rep

    i doubt it, he was just legitimately retarded. when he wrote the script out he put the wrong number of pills and when i went to the pharmacist she was like chatting with him on the computer telling him he needs to send her a correct script because his math was wrong and the pharmacist literally started making fun of him in front of me because he thought 7*8 was 53 or some shit.
  18. 2019-12-26 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Thats why doctors write in scribbles and pretend to be bad at math so they can claim human error when they get accused of running a pill mill
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  19. 2019-12-26 at 7:37 PM UTC
    #19
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Thats why doctors write in scribbles and pretend to be bad at math so they can claim human error when they get accused of running a pill mill

    Holy shit that is plausible.
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