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Fona's Christmas 2019

  1. 2019-12-25 at 4:21 PM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    As far as December 25th 2019 goes, my loving gf Chell has work today which is all good as we had no self control and opened all our gifts on Saturday anyways.
    We both had yesterday off and neither of us had got out of our jammies. It was a real lax, real lazy, real good day we had together yesterday.
    With Chell away I opted to spend some time at my aunt's house with her.
    My aunt has recently fallen more ill than usual.
    To make things more complex she also has a 30 something year old severely mentally handicapped man baby with all the proper qualities you would expect to find.
    It all started a month ago when my aunt took a tumble down her stairs. She went to the doctor who found tumors on growing on the bone of her leg.
    Then it got to where her leg was swollen and she couldnt walk. Over the weekend we got her to finally go to the hospital where they diagnosed her with a broken hip.
    They said the tumors broke the bone.
    Also they found a spot on her lung and the doctor was a doctor but not a spotted lung doctor but he still said it looks stage 4.
    My aunt is probably about 70 so of course she has had no time to make any arrangements for anything.
    She never wanted to have to put her son in a home so she just never really did anything in the event she wouldnt have the choice either.
    No power of attorney or nothing.
    And to make things a bit more fun for everyone involved my aunt happens to be a slight bit of a hoarder which combined with the fact her son smashes things and leaves a trail of literal shit behind him, it makes things difficult.
    Difficult to walk.
    Difficult to breath sometimes.
    Difficult to even find a place to sit down.
    If it wasnt for Chell I would probably live this way too.
    Here is a pick of her basement to give you an idea of the state of things.

    Everything is just dirty and very much thrown about.

    I feel pretty at home in my cuz's bathroom though.

  2. 2019-12-25 at 6:43 PM UTC
    #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My aunt's kitchen is just a cluster fuck of old food and dirty dishes.
    Everything is sticky.


    She likes to order nick naks off the tele but then she forgets what she ordered and just piles up boxes.
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  3. 2019-12-25 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That toilet looks like a portal to heck
  4. 2019-12-25 at 6:48 PM UTC
    #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My aunt's fridge smells like a sewer.


    Nothing is good.
  5. 2019-12-25 at 6:53 PM UTC
    #5
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Sell the house.
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  6. 2019-12-25 at 6:55 PM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Damn that's the laziest Susan I've ever seen
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  7. 2019-12-25 at 6:57 PM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Give that retarded dude some meth he will clean it all up
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  8. 2019-12-25 at 6:57 PM UTC
    #8
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Your only option is to burn the place down for health reasons and collect the insurance money.
  9. 2019-12-25 at 6:58 PM UTC
    #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Every room is packed full of crap.
    Everything has piles of crap



  10. 2019-12-25 at 7 PM UTC
    #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Is this butter still good?

  11. 2019-12-25 at 7:02 PM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Get them on an episode of hoarders but before the camera crew shows up buy a worksafe domain name that forwards to moccasinsin.space and put the URL on a banner of every wall in the house so people watching the episode will come to the forum
  12. 2019-12-25 at 7:19 PM UTC
    #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Get them on an episode of hoarders but before the camera crew shows up buy a worksafe domain name that forwards to moccasinsin.space and put the URL on a banner of every wall in the house so people watching the episode will come to the forum

    This^^^^^
    She’s definitely a hoarder!
  13. 2019-12-25 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What's the address I can come clean out the cobwebs from her gutters at least ;)

    Is Amazon the only types of "packages" she hoarders because I have a quite large one here
  14. 2019-12-25 at 7:41 PM UTC
    #14
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    When I saw this photo I was thinking "Gosh it's such a nice day outside"

    anyone else?

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  15. 2019-12-25 at 8:32 PM UTC
    #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    How much for that TV I need it for my NES
  16. 2019-12-25 at 8:37 PM UTC
    #16
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i want the moldy margerine for my feet
  17. 2019-12-25 at 9:09 PM UTC
    #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    thats actually pretty sad. Whats going to happen to her son when she dies if she hasnt made any arrangements. What a shitty parent
  18. 2019-12-25 at 9:10 PM UTC
    #18
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hey fuck you maybe shes making arrangements right now and fonas going to adopt him did you ever think of that
  19. 2019-12-25 at 10:15 PM UTC
    #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    hey fux u he said she hasnt made dem arrangements
    fona, adopt him buddy
  20. 2019-12-25 at 10:21 PM UTC
    #20
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    OP is more white trash than I realized.
    You wouldn't know you're a hoarder going by your videos.
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