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I drank too many wine spritzers last night

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    the mother took me to a karoeoke bar last night and I was downing them but I already had a couple of brews before the picked, Francesca was at her grandmas house for the night so we decided to get lit. I probably drank too much, all I remember was heckling the kareokeo people and eating fries and they asked me if I wanted to go next and I said I'm not like that unless you can papa roaches "last resort" because my grandma bought it for me for xmas when i was 12, but besides that I really don't remember anything i was really high, but when i woke up i found this on my phone, I guess I kinda blacked out which I don't normally do. I remember her driving me to the beer store after for more beer and I guess we are going to go see a movie in a bit.




  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    That lady was very nice. I would have beat the shit out of u & broke ur phone.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm That lady was very nice. I would have beat the shit out of u & broke ur phone.

    yeah because you're a very heavy weight contender, compared to her.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Maybe u can make me smaller! Huuurrrrrrdurrrr
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Maybe u can make me smaller! Huuurrrrrrdurrrr

    your brains are already too small so I wouldn't to do it.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm That lady was very nice. I would have beat the shit out of u & broke ur phone.

    That phone will come out your hand

    I don't think it will HUAHUHUAHUAHUAHUA
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Maybe u can make me smaller! Huuurrrrrrdurrrr

    I could cut off your legs
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  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That phone will come out your hand

    I don't think it will HUAHUHUAHUAHUAHUA

    its never came out of my hand, gonts..
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hey do you know where to get some
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hey do you know where to get some

    maybe..



    if she broke my phone i would use my new attorney to sue the shit out of her

  11. #11
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Is that one half of the parental unit that lives in the Upper Northeast that might take you to visit NYC?

    . "Killing me softly"
  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Who's that?

    I would do her.

    Not even gonna lie.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She even got that Christ on her neck...

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  14. #14
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Who's that?

    I would do her.

    Not even gonna lie.

    DUuu WATTTT

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I dont know who she is I dont even remember that until i saw it on my phone, she was probaby drunk and taking up too much time, you can even see the habib laughing when I started talking. We were just having a jolly xmas eve gonts.

    we were just spitballin' no need for punches and fights, chicken.

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