Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...

1. 2019-12-23 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #101
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian I'd give my left big toe to smell Paige's farts but Larry holds that honor.

   
   Ima lady THEY DONT FART OK
2. 2019-12-23 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #102
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🐿 But the glue would clog the piss hole.
   
   
   
   
   Literally nightmarish.

   
   Ur boyfriend couldn't get enough tho. 😝 Ya dumb!
3. 2019-12-23 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   show some flesh girls
4. 2019-12-23 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #104
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur boyfriend couldn't get enough tho. 😝 Ya dumb!

   
   Cause it caused a laugh listening to it. Laughing is good for ya.
5. 2019-12-23 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #105
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   "April are u mad at me?? Did I do something wrong?!!"
   
   😉
6. 2019-12-23 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #106
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by 🐿 But the glue would clog the piss hole.

   
   In my scenario the normal penis is inside the normal vagina. The glue is just at the entrance/exit of the vagina/base of the penile shaft.
7. 2019-12-23 at 8:31 AM UTC

   #107
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ In my scenario the normal penis is inside the normal vagina. The glue is just at the entrance/exit of the vagina/base of the penile shaft.

   
   Then the chick would drown when there is no exit and the dude had a lot of crystal light that day.
8. 2019-12-23 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #108
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm "April are u mad at me?? Did I do something wrong?!!"
   
   😉

   
   You always make stuff up? YA DUMBZ GRL
9. 2019-12-23 at 8:34 AM UTC

   #109
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol what a weirdo !! I'm going to sleep.
10. 2019-12-23 at 8:36 AM UTC

    #110
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 🐿 Then the chick would drown when there is no exit and the dude had a lot of crystal light that day.

    
    Good point. So back to my initial question. Do you mutually rip yourselves apart or call for help?
11. 2019-12-23 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #111
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol what a weirdo !! I'm going to sleep.

    
    Yes lay your heavy head down and dream your angry dreams
12. 2019-12-23 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #112
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yes lay your heavy head down and dream your angry dreams

    
    
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13. 2019-12-23 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #113
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol oh my gad! 😂 So frickin weird
14. 2019-12-23 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #114
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol oh my gad! 😂 So frickin weird

    
    We thought you were going to sleep.. Frikqn retards
15. 2019-12-23 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #115
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by 🐿 But the glue would clog the piss hole.

    
    Matching catheters intertwined like when people do that gay champagne sipping thing where they twist arms.?
    
    
    I’m just brainstorming here,
16. 2019-12-23 at 9:31 AM UTC

    #116
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I was trying to but I can't sleep. Larrylegend hurt my feelings. I would expect troll shit from someone like wellhung but not someone I'm cool w. The two of us will never be friends again. He's a liar & a bad person. :/
17. 2019-12-23 at 9:36 AM UTC

    #117
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I was trying to but I can't sleep. Larrylegend hurt my feelings. I would expect troll shit from someone like wellhung but not someone I'm cool w. The two of us will never be friends again. He's a liar & a bad person. :/

    
    Maybe hes just in a mood. Dont ever throw someone away like that , especially if you were cool for a while. Just take your respective times apart or whatever maybe ans then reconnect. No reason to make the ole mountain out of the mole hill.
18. 2019-12-23 at 9:40 AM UTC

    #118
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I don't like him. He literally lied over & over again. No amount of time will change the fact that he's a bad person.
19. 2019-12-23 at 9:46 AM UTC

    #119
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I don't like him. He literally lied over & over again. No amount of time will change the fact that he's a bad person.

    
    U got 2 hit da reset button on ur heart, Ap
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20. 2019-12-23 at 9:48 AM UTC

    #120
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I don't like him. He literally lied over & over again. No amount of time will change the fact that he's a bad person.

    
    Fair point. Lies are lame.
    
    
    But I have no clue of any of y'alls story I'm just chiming in. I'm not acting like I know cuz I dont.
    
    
    Fuck HILDE! SHE just escaped again :) she keeps DARTING OUT when I open the deck door just an inch.