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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    im fed up of having to chase that poontang
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    same here, ever since I once fucked a dead body, I now cum blood, exhume to consume. eeee eeeeeeeeee!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  4. #4
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Grylls im fed up of having to chase that poontang

    I mean, who is it really hurting.
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  5. #5
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls im fed up of having to chase that poontang

    Wow. that was creepy and more of Hungwell's style


    You need to work on your punchlines a bit better (as I do as well)

    Punchline: Poontang wouldn't wiggle as much trying to get away.



    Then again, That may not of been an actual punchline of yours.
  6. #6
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    looks like TOTSE

    I'm waiting for a TOTSE Punk band.

    Curious if TOTSE has ever been used as a name before.

    Apparently there is an eBook I found using search that had a General Totse of Africa (I think the Congo) in 1960s. it was a free ebook. I wish I had downloaded it and thought I'll grab it later.

    couldn't find the fucking thing afterwars
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Wow. that was creepy and more of Hungwell's style


    You need to work on your punchlines a bit better (as I do as well)

    Punchline: Poontang wouldn't wiggle as much trying to get away.



    Then again, That may not of been an actual punchline of yours.

    there was no punchline, i was being deadly serious
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Shut up, nigger.
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung Shut up, nigger.

    me?
  10. #10
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls me?

    Are you a nigger?
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  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Grylls me?

    You, ya two-faced bastard, Who can dish a jab, but cant take one. 🤨
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  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Are you a nigger?

    me?

    Originally posted by WellHung You, ya two-faced bastard, Who can dish a jab, but cant take one. 🤨

    me?
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *Metaphysicist enters thread*
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Metaphysics is not physics.
  15. #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung Metaphysics is not physics.

    When you're the Mad Mortician, it is.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you fuck niggers, it is.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL *Metaphysicist enters thread*

    wut?
  18. #18
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you're the Mad Mortician, it is.

    lying to me this entire time.

    No wonder you stayed so calm. it's just a big Joke to you, huh
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World lying to me this entire time.

    No wonder you stayed so calm. it's just a big Joke to you, huh

    Sauce?
  20. #20
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sauce?

    ?
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