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Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son Today

  1. #41
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What the FUCK

    Im a mother fucker.
    So what?
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Dairy Queens are always in the hood (along with Foster Freeze)

    but they have the best 1950s Americana Shakes and Comfort food.

    They have dairy queen on every block here
  3. #43
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    She's in her late 30s and her son is under 12

    Yes I am extremely observative and intelligent, donate to my patreon.
  4. #44
    cigreting Dark Matter
    from what from fona says she is 18 and her son is 25. not real good at maths
  5. #45
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting from what from fona says she is 18 and her son is 25. not real good at maths

    She looks like she is in her 40s.
    I assume her son is anywhere between 18 to 25 years old.
  6. #46
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    It's soooo good!
  7. #47
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    She is 47 and im 29
  8. #48
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Merry Christmas Fona
    Good to see at least one person here enjoying the holiday spirit.
    For All the shit these people throw at you I want you to know you're the coolest and most legit nigger on this site.
    It's beautiful seeing people enjoying the holiday season So much, and you decided to share that moment with the dregs on this shit heap of a site.
    You need a better community my friend.
    Anyways Merry christmas and have a happy new year.
    Tell your gf that I said hello.
    Now go make love to her while blasting bing crosby.
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  9. #49
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby bromo you and your girlfriend are gross as fuck, you two make me want to live a healthier lyfe for now on.

    Neither one can do much better fam let them co-exist in squalor is my motto,beggars can't be choosers etc.
  10. #50
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm the same age as Fona.

    I feel alot better now albeit I could have everything but still be miserable.

    Holy shit I am so glad I am not you fucking-LOL!

  11. #51
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Bestow you’re life wisdom and tell him how not to catch the hep while seated on a 5 gallon bucket, stroking your stubble in a denim jacket while fixing his bike.

    Then realize you’re bleeding all over the child and have given him aids and to boot, you’ve completely destroyed his bicycle.


    And your twisted, malformed benis is hanging out of your jeans.



    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE
  12. #52
    cigreting Dark Matter
    cant tell if serious or ultimate troll
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    one time I was trying to squeeze my step sisters titty in her sleep and then my step dad woke up drunk, started stumbling around the living room and then he whipped out his dick and tried to piss in a beer bottle but instead pissed all over the floor and his hands

    And it was a piss of someone who was drunk and passed out all night. It went on forever, i could hear the stream hitting the carpet for a few minutes with the occasional break when he managed to aim the stream in the bottle

    my mom quit drinking and stopped associating with drinkers. She has been single ever since I feel kinda bad for her. I've never seen her in a relationship with someone that wasn't a drunken retard, my dad included.
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  14. #54
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood someone that wasn't a drunken retard, my dad included.

    Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree ehh ?!
  15. #55
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I apologize for being mean about you and shell yesterday fona, it was unwarranted. I was in a really bad mood yesterday because I had an argument with my boomer dad, who I love but at the same time he is really condescending for no reason.
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  16. #56
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But serious question what does that dude that's basically your age think of you porking his mom?

    Funny situation, I actually "dated" an older woman (she was also a shell) I think she was like 40 or something. And I met her daughter who was like 18 or 19. And I kinda felt awkward because it was pretty damn obvious that I'm just there to fuck her mother and her bedroom was right next to her moms.. But I then realized that her daughter didn't care and they were both basically a couple of ho's like daughter like mother.. Both her and her daughter actually were really cool to me.

    Her husband was in prison for drugs / pimping.. and she had his house but just wanted a real healthy lay from a guy that didn't piss her off like her husband. She would give me painkillers and buy booze and food for me, even gave me the key to her place. I did kinda like her but I screwed it up lol I was hungover one morning and she got on top of me and I shoved her off of me and told her I wanted to sleep. After that she was really skeptical of me.
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  17. #57
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Tell him of your carnal knowledge of his mom is dank, and you’ll trade what you know for 3 more years of life.
  18. #58
    I'm glad you and chelle had a good christmas fona
  19. #59
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by G Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree ehh ?!

    i dont even drink that much
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  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Christmas with Chells fam was GREAT!.
    There was a lot of food. The main course was Dominos.
    For sides we had meatballs and pie and chips and more pie and I got 4 pounds of cheese cake I took home that is sitting in the fridge.
    When her kid walked in my eyes got so big and I just kept nudging Chell and whispering "You're kids here!"
    We got along as good as I could have hoped a first impression could go.
    Seems like a good kid.
    He works in finances handling the taxes of multimillionaires.
    and he bowls a 300.

    Anyways we are home now and we made a little video.


    Ok I have to add my piece.

    She doesnt have teeth, right? You can tell by the way she licks her lip when she talks. What happened to her teeth?

    Secondly, and this is the one that gets me, she says "that video isn't recording ME is it?" and you say no ita just recording the gifts.

    And she asks again .

    "That video isn't recording me, right?"

    __

    What's shell's job again ?
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