If I was a girl I'd get a wizzinator and act like i'm pissing with a dick.

1. 2017-01-27 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Probably after I had some guy eat/fuck/fingerbang me to really fuck with him. lol.
2. 2017-01-27 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You literally just made me shudder picturing a girl with an actual dick INSIDE of her vagina that grew into a mini boner that you'd only notice getting hard when you suddenly felt the tip of your dick hitting the tip of her inside vagina boner. BLECH
3. 2017-01-27 at 8:54 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   more like hawt
4. 2017-01-27 at 8:55 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   BLECH IS THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN IM AROUSED
5. 2017-01-27 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd find a girl smaller than me, hold her down and fist ram her until she bleeds.