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Why are white people the color of semen and bird shit?

  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Something wrong with white people as well. They evolved wrong.

    As opposed to Mehicans, who evolved not at all.
  2. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country As opposed to Mehicans, who evolved not at all.

    We were made perfect in Telecehuotal's image.
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  3. Originally posted by tyrone which is the spitting image of what drizzles out of a montezumas-revenge afflicted donkeys asshole.

    Wrong.
  4. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    So birds don't urinate. the white part is a foamy substance which is the urine and if you notice there is dark patches wich is fecal

    If you look, bird tend to have splatters of dark brown and black matter in the white. It's that brown and black that is poop. the white is urine.

    Cloaca, (Latin: “sewer”), in vertebrates, common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open. It is present in amphibians, reptiles, birds, elasmobranch fishes (such as sharks), and monotremes.


    While mammals excrete nitrogenous wastes mostly in the form of urea, birds convert it to uric acid or guanine, which reduces water loss in comparison. Uric acid thus forms a white sticky paste. So the white part is actually bird pee; it is the dark center that is the poop.
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World So birds don't urinate. the white part is a foamy substance which is the urine and if you notice there is dark patches wich is fecal

    If you look, bird tend to have splatters of dark brown and black matter in the white. It's that brown and black that is poop. the white is urine.

    Cloaca, (Latin: “sewer”), in vertebrates, common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open. It is present in amphibians, reptiles, birds, elasmobranch fishes (such as sharks), and monotremes.


    While mammals excrete nitrogenous wastes mostly in the form of urea, birds convert it to uric acid or guanine, which reduces water loss in comparison. Uric acid thus forms a white sticky paste. So the white part is actually bird pee; it is the dark center that is the poop.

    I've seen a bird pissing.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by tyrone the only thing wrong around here is the side of the border youre on

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    White people aren't even white though. They're more of a peachy pale pink. Brown people are brown though, which is the color of shit and mud. I don't make the rules.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Brown is also the color of chocolate ice cream and fudge brownies. You've made no actual point or comparison.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Brown is also the color of chocolate ice cream and fudge brownies. You've made no actual point or comparison.

    The point is saying "whites are the color of bird shit" is as factually inaccurate as saying whites are the color of snow. They aren't.

    Brown people are, factually, the color of shit (and chocolate, sure).
  10. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've seen a bird pissing.

    They're related to Dinosaurs.. which is why a heaping pile of Dino Shit isn't very historically or physically accurate for the film Jurassic Park.

    Yes Some Parrots seem to pee more liquid yet it's the same process. it's not really pee, it's just more fluid like. not the same as mammals do.
  11. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Black absorbs sunlight, so whites should be in Africa and blacks should be over here.

    I already said this would seem to make more sense.

    but it's not how much warmth or cold you feel.. its the pigment that protects.

    Also it seems like Earth wants blacks to suffer in the heat with dark skin aborbing it while whites suffer in the lack of sunlight with pale skin.

    Why? Because it keeps you moving to survive and not get comfortable like Island people who just chillaxed in paradise
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World I already said this would seem to make more sense.

    but it's not how much warmth or cold you feel.. its the pigment that protects.

    Also it seems like Earth wants blacks to suffer in the heat with dark skin aborbing it while whites suffer in the lack of sunlight with pale skin.

    Why? Because it keeps you moving to survive and not get comfortable like Island people who just chillaxed in paradise

    Ur cerebral.
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    Thed bundy
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rrr Thed bundy

    Ur mother is a whore.
  15. Originally posted by tyrone the only thing wrong around here is the side of the border youre on

    Says guy shipped from Africa as property
  16. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    bump
  17. Semen, the seed of life, without which none of us would be here, it's only fitting that such an important thing is represented by the color of the equally important WHITE MAN.

    Now Mexicans and blacks are representing that other human product...thick gooey feces with their color.

    The seed of life or that which the human body rejects...YOU DECIDE WHICH IS BEST FOR YOU.
  18. Goylum pwnd us so good with this Fred he hasn't been back since
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wow. That was just racist as hell.

    You should have your account deleted as well as your green card.

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace While Mexicans are tan like the earth which gives us life? Like the trees which give us air, and the color of the noble grizzly bear?

    White is such an ugly color. When my bread gets white mold on it I throw it away. When its brown that means you know its good bread. That's why they have the term 'golden brown' because we are golden.

    Idk just a shower thought but honestly it must suck being all white and pasty. Probably get burned by the fuxkin sun all the time LOL.
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wow. That was just racist as hell.

    You should have your account deleted as well as your green card.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Semen, the seed of life, without which none of us would be here, it's only fitting that such an important thing is represented by the color of the equally important WHITE MAN.

    Now Mexicans and blacks are representing that other human product…thick gooey feces with their color.

    The seed of life or that which the human body rejects…YOU DECIDE WHICH IS BEST FOR YOU.
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