how to get over cold immediately

1. 2017-01-26 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   halp how to not be sick
2. 2017-01-26 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Drink Cayenne tea with an entire lemon in it and eat a couple garlic cloves and then take a shot of whiskey from your parents liquor cabinet with 50mgs of benadryl
3. 2017-01-26 at 4:29 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Don't get one in the first place.
4. 2017-01-26 at 5:48 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The most effective cure would be to cut off your head, but I'd advise try other remedies first. Only use a beheading as the last resort.
5. 2017-01-26 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The most effective cure would be to cut off your head, but I'd advise try other remedies first. Only use a beheading as the last resort.

   
   well can you help the guy and at least tell him some remedies to try first??!
6. 2017-01-26 at 7:46 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Anti-virulent/antibiotics cocktail.
7. 2017-01-26 at 8:52 AM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   A hefty dose of LSD
8. 2017-01-26 at 10:39 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Try lemsip, that's always got rid of the few colds I've had.
   
9. 2017-01-26 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ginger beer
10. 2017-01-26 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well can you help the guy and at least tell him some remedies to try first??!

    
    I would, but this is Spurious, the wrong forum for that kind of request.
11. 2017-01-26 at 9:30 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would, but this is Spurious, the wrong forum for that kind of request.

    
    you know that barely anyone ever post somewhere else though. Why must you be such a rule follower all the time?
12. 2017-01-26 at 10:02 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you know that barely anyone ever post somewhere else though. Why must you be such a rule follower all the time?

    
    That's like asking why you can't shit in the bathtub, when the toilet is right there. It's not a matter of rule-following, it's just common sense.
13. 2017-01-26 at 11:23 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's more like saying I'd rather wash my hands at a faucet than use this hose, but the hose will get the job done and isn't necessarily wrong or inappropriate .
14. 2017-01-27 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's like asking why you can't shit in the bathtub, when the toilet is right there. It's not a matter of rule-following, it's just common sense.

    
    you're a freakin fascist and a totse traitor
    
    
15. 2017-01-27 at 1:34 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not at all. Totse was based on a system of order and propriety. That's what made it as great as it was.
    
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    And btw... the question was "how do I get over a cold immediately. There IS only one answer to that kind of question: suicide, like cutting off your head, just like I said. Try again, Bill Krozby.
    
    
    
    
    
    Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-01-27T01:40:46.958507+00:00
16. 2017-01-27 at 1:39 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It couldn't stand up to chaos and freedom.
17. 2017-01-27 at 1:44 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    No, it couldn't stand up to kidiots and their worthless tripe.
18. 2017-01-27 at 1:53 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how often guillotines malfunctioned, like weren't weighted enough or sharp enough to do the job so they just went through like 1/3rd or 1/2 way and the person laid there in agony.
19. 2017-01-27 at 2:34 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Even when you cut the head clean off, the eyes will still move, looking around one last time. That's why they had the head roll down a chute into a bag or box. There's enough oxygen left in the brain to keep the person conscious for at least half a minute or so.
20. 2017-01-27 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ehhh I don't know man. I could see nerves causing some movement but I can't imagine the person is actually consciously looking around understanding what has just happened.