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    i uttered in my creppy joe voice as soon as the elavator door closes.

    she turned around, perplexed, she looked into my eyes to get a clue of what i was talking about.

    'oh, no. not at all.'

    she pinched her yoga pants and pulled.

    'see.'

    she was right. there're plenty of spaces left in her yoga pants that has yet to be filled with fleshes.

    'uncle pervert isnt talking about your pants, my dear.' reproved the middle aged lady that was with her.

    'then what mar-mee ?' her eyes popped wide open by her curious and inquisitive mind.

    i chuckled and gave her mom a glance, there was a suppressed smile on her face but she refused to look at me or lock eyes with me, but instead affixed her glance at the floor indicator.

    *ding*

    the door oppened and i was alone again.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I really hope this was strictly for creative purposes.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I don’t think Benny ever speaks in the presence of females...
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    unrelated to the pedo story (no doubt)

    When girls peel these things off.. it just inflates a different creature all together

    kind of like those pills you tossed in water and a dinosaur or some shit would squeeze out of them
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    They're super comfy
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    Octavian motherfucker
    "No, please no", said the disgusting nonce before I gelded his tiny penis off.

    "MY DICK!!!"

    Blood squirted from where his member once hung then I raised my knife, the sunlight catching the blade, his eyes widening in sheer terror; I stabbed furiously. Curling in a foetal position on the floor, coughing blood he looked up just as I started taking a hot steamy piss on his face.

    "May your sins be washed away".
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    Originally posted by Octavian "No, please no", said the disgusting nonce before I gelded his tiny penis off.

    "MY DICK!!!"

    Blood squirted from where his member once hung then I raised my knife, the sunlight catching the blade, his eyes widening in sheer terror; I stabbed furiously. Curling in a foetal position on the floor, coughing blood he looked up just as I started taking a hot steamy piss on his face.

    "May your sins be washed away".

    C.

    too cliche.
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    Originally posted by Cly I really hope this was strictly for creative purposes.

    it is.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny C.

    too cliche.

    C ????

    Makes more sense than your perverted shit.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Lets start over.. post sexy Yoga Legging Pants photos


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  11. #11
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Oh dear! (Minnesota voice)


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    I wear leggings sometimes because they're comfy and turn me on and make good long johns
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I wear leggings sometimes because they're comfy and turn me on and make good long johns

    Wait.. r u a dude?
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Goddamn
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
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