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You have to have sex with ONE of these

  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Which one? Explain.
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    milli vanilli because he would cry after
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The darker complexioned girl in the back is the best looking. Would do all kinda stuff with/to. She looks like she's goal driven and has charisma. I even like her hair

    When I was a kid the local news stations entertainment reporter gloated about and heavily hyped an interview he did with Jonathon frakes who isn't very famous at all to people who aren't trekkies
  4. #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    Blonde one, natural selection. I remember this shit show but never watched it.

    I didn't notice the guy from "Hercules" was in it. Another cheap nasty ass show with bad CGI.

    I loved Xena: Warrior Princess. I think that's how I discovered masturbation.
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  5. #5
    the alien so I could eat some alien ass
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian I loved Xena: Warrior Princess. I think that's how I discovered masturbation.

    lol, I used to jack off to that show too. I remember her sidekick with the bow and arrow was hotter.
  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo lol, I used to jack off to that show too. I remember her sidekick with the bow and arrow was hotter.

    The blonde one? Yeah I would have bred her too the slut.
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian The blonde one? Yeah I would have bred her too the slut.

    "bred" is a new colloquial Britishism for me to do with sex
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  9. #9
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Redhead

    or alien if she is the alien
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  10. #10
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The guy in the very front. Cutest out of the 3.
  11. #11
    I'm sure there are plenty of things besides living creatures to fuck in the future
  12. #12
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    sara ryder
  13. #13
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    angry looking chick in the back

    bunch of bad tattoos, likes to be burned with cigarettes, 2 grams of tweak, quarter piece of heroin and 48 hours at a Super 8 talking about what we wanted to be when we were kids?


    THATS MY TYPE
  14. #14
    frala Avant garde shartist
    The alien girl
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