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2019-12-21 at 1:29 AM UTCi forgot my p/w and was going to make a new one. good thing i found it otherwise no one would get to read my pulitzer-quality posts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-21 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by tyrone i forgot my p/w and was going to make a new one. good thing i found it otherwise no one would get to read my pulitzer-quality posts.
We need a new affirmative action hire at my university. Are you interested in teaching advanced mathematical techniques in quantum field astrophysics to a class of PhDs, negro? No qualifications necessary, for you. -
2019-12-21 at 1:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country We need a new affirmative action hire at my university. Are you interested in teaching advanced mathematical techniques in quantum field astrophysics to a class of PhDs, negro? No qualifications necessary, for you.
i already have an affirmative action job at the local hospital where i work
i do the brain surgries
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2019-12-21 at 1:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by tyrone i already have an affirmative action job at the local hospital where i work
i do the brain surgries
they even let me keep all the spare parts to bring home
While that sounds like a culinary delight, we can give you instant tenure if you remember to show up to work at least 2 days a week in any continuous three week period. We also allow you to sexually molest up to three (3) female students in any 6 month period without any formal investigation being initiated by the provost's office. Also there are free bananas in the lunch room. -
2019-12-21 at 1:45 AM UTCTyrone, if you aren't interested yourself, do you have any homies or illegitimate children we could hire?
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2019-12-21 at 1:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country While that sounds like a culinary delight, we can give you instant tenure if you remember to show up to work at least 2 days a week in any continuous three week period. We also allow you to sexually molest up to three (3) female students in any 6 month period without any formal investigation being initiated by the provost's office. Also there are free bananas in the lunch room.
those perks are shit.
where i work now i get to do whatever i want with any of the patients that are unconscious, including posting the video to social media, i only show up for work when i feel like it, get free and unfettered access to the pharmacy, and i get to review and post on my social media any sexual harassment claim filed against me or any of the homies on my staff, before the claims are quashed by the administrator. -
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2019-12-21 at 1:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by tyrone those perks are shit.
where i work now i get to do whatever i want with any of the patients that are unconscious, including posting the video to social media, i only show up for work when i feel like it, get free and unfettered access to the pharmacy, and i get to review and post on my social media any sexual harassment claim filed against me or any of the homies on my staff, before the claims are quashed by the administrator.
Shit negro. We cannot compete. -
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2019-12-21 at 2:01 AM UTC^gay nigger
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2019-12-21 at 2:04 AM UTCEveryone loves a nice negro squirt - or a couple of them - swimming their way up their front-hole/rear-hole.
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2019-12-21 at 3:03 AM UTCI hate this place. You are toxic.
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2019-12-21 at 3:06 AM UTCThere were too many niggers signing up
