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Anybody here ever skateboard?

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to watch Disney rollerblading movies and go blade up and down the busy streets doing sikk ass jumps like so fly
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Honestly I don't think roshambo can skateboard he's too top heavy
  3. #23
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by bling bling

  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yep. I'm probably one of the first skateboarders, as I started in the late '60's as a kid, and had my own skateboard.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yep. I'm probably one of the first skateboarders, as I started in the late '60's as a kid, and had my own skateboard.

    I started skating in the 1300s BITCH. Built my board from scratch using only pine needles and twine. I literally invented the kickflip and the half-pipe and to this day am the only person to ever successfully pull off a 1440. They were gonna name the X-Games the MQ-games but wanted to save money. Guys like Rodney Mullen, Danny Way, Tony Hawk.. hung pictures of ME on their childhood bedroom walls. GET. ON. MY. LEVEL.
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  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I started skating in the 1300s BITCH. Built my board from scratch using only pine needles and twine. I literally invented the kickflip and the half-pipe and to this day am the only person to ever successfully pull off a 1440. They were gonna name the X-Games the MQ-games but wanted to save money. Guys like Rodney Mullen, Danny Way, Tony Hawk.. hung pictures of ME on their childhood bedroom walls. GET. ON. MY. LEVEL.

    way to keep being a liar

    the first skateboarder was patti mcgee

  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby way to keep being a liar


    I've never been more serious in my entire life.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I've never been more serious in my entire life.

    I know you're a christian man. Jesus hates liars.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus loves me this I know.
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus loves me this I know.

    well yes he does, but he hates when you lie
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus is the personification of a lie. I don't think he gives a singular fuck.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus is the personification of a lie. I don't think he gives a singular fuck.

    Did you seriously skateboard though?
  13. #33
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I have a skateboard I found by a dumpster, but I use to ride bikes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGOKUrgQi5E
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^what kind of bike did you have?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I started skating in the 1300s BITCH. Built my board from scratch using only pine needles and twine. I literally invented the kickflip and the half-pipe and to this day am the only person to ever successfully pull off a 1440. They were gonna name the X-Games the MQ-games but wanted to save money. Guys like Rodney Mullen, Danny Way, Tony Hawk.. hung pictures of ME on their childhood bedroom walls. GET. ON. MY. LEVEL.

    Not even scared.
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    By the way... I know you are the fake mmQ, Rodent.
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I invented the wheel.
  18. #38
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^what kind of bike did you have?

    I had multiple, but I broke my Haro frame and got a Standard STA and that thing was heavy as fuck but strong.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I had multiple, but I broke my Haro frame and got a Standard STA and that thing was heavy as fuck but strong.

    rad
  20. #40
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I used to skateboard way back when i was but a wee lad. Some of the guys we hung out with later went on to become sponsored, that was pretty cool. Never was much good, but i did learn to Ollie, pop shove-it and did a pretty decent casper.
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