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  1. #61
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You look up gay porn. I don't. Do the math.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, im straight pedo.

    like nature intended.

    Don't forget your uncle(s).
  3. #63
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Posting more dicks
  4. #64
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i fukin love chinese porn
  5. #65
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S i fukin love chinese porn

    ME TOO
  6. #66
    Originally posted by STER0S i fukin love chinese porn

    Problem is an hour later you're hungry for more.
  7. #67
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace -how big their purses are

    -having the brightest and most vibrant lipstick

    -shopping at Victoria's Secret

    -eating food

    -wearing clothes

    -being oppressed

    -their man

    -having even nipples

    -sunblock

    -wine coolers

    Any questions?





    About to eat food...
  8. #68
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny look closely. its not really his tail.


    goddamnit

    I had to look at this for far too long to work out wtf was going on
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #69
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    So it's not a butt plug?
  10. #70
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    About to eat food…

    tacos at buffalo wild wings... 7.99

    side of wings... 5.99

    admitting you have small tits and a dry vagina? Priceless.
  11. #71
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Searching exact pricing of platters to prove a point to a stranger online..incalculable ;)
  12. #72
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why do I keep clicking on this thread

    UNSUBSCRIBE
  13. #73
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You know why.. you wanna see §m£ÂgØL and that raccoon booty
  14. #74
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'd be ok if that was what I kept seeing in this thread, instead it's some fag with a furry scarf rammed up his ass
  15. #75
    CandyRein Black Hole
    😂
  16. #76
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace tacos at buffalo wild wings… 7.99

    side of wings… 5.99

    admitting you have small tits and a dry vagina? Priceless.

    You forgot the 3 margaritas
  17. #77
    Originally posted by CandyRein Searching exact pricing of platters to prove a point to a stranger online..incalculable ;)

    lol were they actually right

    Originally posted by CandyRein You forgot the 3 margaritas

    I almost put those in there too holy shit I am megamind fear me
  18. #78
    Originally posted by aldra goddamnit

    I had to look at this for far too long to work out wtf was going on

    now we know what you REALLY want for this x-mass.

    on the same topic, i think the guy looks kinda like hikki. this js how hikki'd look like if and when he chooses to stick a tail buttplug in his ass.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by tyrone someone call animal control to dislodge that racoon from that faggots asshole.

    respect the raccon's right to self determination.
  20. #80
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I happen to love me some small tits....

    And dry cooch can be remedied with KY or my tongue so it's no problem for me
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