My new attorney

1. 2019-12-19 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I know several attornies and I've opened several diners here in austin and I have them on my side. He's actually a funny gont, he bought me some brews at the bar awhile back. What a lot of democrats don't understand that theres false outragoues constantly being manufactured bought and sold.
   
   
   
   
   I know him and I know a couple of cool attorneys so I have the law on my side now for once.
2. 2019-12-19 at 7:47 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Kill urself Bill Krozby
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3. 2019-12-19 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Kill urself Bill Krozby

   
   U dont mean that.
4. 2019-12-19 at 8:03 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung U dont mean that.

   
   Yeah I do
5. 2019-12-19 at 8:06 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I do

   
   If he did as u instructed, u would feel no remorse?
6. 2019-12-19 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   yurnew attorney believes in death and murder
7. 2019-12-19 at 8:23 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash yurnew attorney believes in death and murder

   
   Hey
8. 2019-12-19 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung If he did as u instructed, u would feel no remorse?

   
   Ya i would
9. 2019-12-19 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I always pictured your attorney looking and talking like Sean Connery.
10. 2019-12-19 at 9:08 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I always pictured your attorney looking and talking like Sean Connery.

    
    my old attorney was reynolds, he told me to behave because I'm basically a jedi to the system because I'm unedacted and afraid, im not afraid anymore. He told me that I'm an asshole and if he was my judge he would send me to prison, he told me that I had that bitch right where i wanted here and I was too stupid to go through with it.
    
    
11. 2019-12-19 at 9:10 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    How much did you pay him for the retainer?
12. 2019-12-19 at 9:18 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How much did you pay him for the retainer?

    
    i paid him 4k initially but I caught the same "crime" a year later so he just went with it. it sucks because ultimately I spent about 5k because they put me on an ankle monitor after I bailed out, the da said i got out to easy.
    
    thats actually a good price because I know another attorney here in austin that got the price down for me. when i was 17 i went to jail twice for fighting with my dad but he foot the bill, it cost him 3k both times.
    
    repoza said he's willing to work with me if I get in trouble not that I'm trying to. I've been off papers for a year now after doing five years and david reynolds even congratulated me, he said he didn't think I could make it that far with all the stuff I do.
13. 2019-12-19 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
14. 2019-12-19 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Is the beard and faraway look in his eye just a coincidence?
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15. 2019-12-19 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is the beard and faraway look in his eye just a coincidence?

    
    a coincidence about what?
16. 2019-12-19 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby a coincidence about what?

    
    Look in the mirror for a clue.
17. 2019-12-19 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Look in the mirror for a clue.

    
    im clean shaven. its something I do every month.
18. 2019-12-19 at 9:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Ok..then wait 27 days or so and look in the mirror.
19. 2019-12-19 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok..then wait 27 days or so and look in the mirror.

    
    ok i will
20. 2019-12-19 at 9:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
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