My slumlord finally fixed the heater but he broke my door on the way out and now I can't lock my apartment.

1. 2019-12-19 at 5:49 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   He did good with this part.
   
   
   
   But on his way out he busted the lock on my door.
   I know he did it because I was on the phone with Chell when I heard him tell her he broke it.
   Anyways he left and I came home
   and Chell is sleeping in bed and the fucking door to my apartment is wide fuckin open.
   
   I dont have anything to fix it myself as its a HOLLOW DOOR and its already had about 5 too many locks drilled into it.
   The only thing I had laying around was the dumb latch I screwed into it.
   Im hoping that keeps out the 2 dozen drunk high screaming niggers next door.
   
   
2. 2019-12-19 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Why don't you try living in a
   van or rv?
3. 2019-12-19 at 5:59 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   lol you seriously are capable of fixing that yourself? YA GOD DAMN EMBARRASSMENT TO SHIRLEY
4. 2019-12-19 at 6:19 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   That needs to be fixed immediately. Call your landlord right now. Locks are part of the whole livibility thing.
5. 2019-12-19 at 6:22 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Anyways he left and I came out and Chell is sleeping in bed and the fucking door to my apartment is wide fuckin open.

   
   He fucked your girl & left in haste, he busted your hoe wide open & your door.
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6. 2019-12-19 at 11:40 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats He did good with this part.
   
   
   
   But on his way out he busted the lock on my door.
   I know he did it because I was on the phone with Chell when I heard him tell her he broke it.
   Anyways he left and I came home
   and Chell is sleeping in bed and the fucking door to my apartment is wide fuckin open.
   
   I dont have anything to fix it myself as its a HOLLOW DOOR and its already had about 5 too many locks drilled into it.
   The only thing I had laying around was the dumb latch I screwed into it.
   Im hoping that keeps out the 2 dozen drunk high screaming niggers next door.
   
   

   
   Bullshit.
   
   1) That vent has very clearly been there a looooooong time. There is oxidation on it, and a rusty nail in the bottom right corner.
   
   2) Vents weren't ran without fucking up the floor
   
   3) There's no fucking knob on that door so no shit it's not going to stay closed.
   
   4) They didn't put a hollow door on as your front door. No fucking way.
   
   
   5) That's not even the vent you showed us:
7. 2019-12-19 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   God you are fucking stupid.