We all need to talk about Rally's Fries

1. 2019-12-17 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Poor ones who can't afford a personal chef maybe.

   
   you can't afford a group chef
2. 2019-12-17 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #22
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Homemade burgers are never as good as fast food ones…no matter how much seasoning and shit you put in and on them it's missing that magical mysterious flavor enhancer that seems to be in fast food burgers.

   
   
   20 years of grease dripping from the walls are flavor enhancers.
3. 2019-12-17 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #23
   

   iam_asiam68 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Real men cook their own burgers.

   
   
   how many do you pick before it's enough for 1 patty?
4. 2019-12-17 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #24
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Iam_thinkingboogersratherthanburgers
5. 2019-12-17 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Real men cook their own burgers.

   I happen to be damn good at it, and there's more to it than people think. A lot of it is just the ordering of the ingredients. The onion, pickle and tomato and lettuce if done in a specific order, makes the burger taste much better.
   
   I know a half gay hispanic prostitute that can't eat tomatoes on his burgers, but he's fine with ketchup for whatever reason. I don't get people like that.
6. 2019-12-17 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I know a half gay hispanic prostitute that can't eat tomatoes on his burgers, but he's fine with ketchup for whatever reason. I don't get people like that.

   
   
   I don't get why someone would choose to be a half gay hispanic prostitute either.
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7. 2019-12-17 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #27
   

   iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
   to make a true beef patty, you first go and buy the best cut of steak (2 inch thick porterhouse), and then grind that with ingredients and make into patties, then you let those sit in a marinade for a few hours, and you cook over charcoal, changing the coals every 10 minutes.
8. 2019-12-17 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #28
   

   iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
   if you can't down 3 beers by time your burgers have been slow cooked and still medium rare, your burger cooking skills SUCK!!
9. 2019-12-17 at 5 PM UTC

   #29
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Poor ones who can't afford a personal chef maybe.

   
   Real men don't have a personal chef. They do things themselves, like a man. I bet you don't even own a grill lmao
10. 2019-12-17 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Bueno motherfucker
11. 2019-12-17 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #31
    

    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    oh forgot, take the leftover marinade and put into a spray bottle to spray your slow cooking steakburgers. especially after flipping them.
12. 2019-12-17 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Bueno He is giving someone a blow job.

13. 2019-12-17 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Real men don't have a personal chef. They do things themselves, like a man. I bet you don't even own a grill lmao

    
    I own 6 acres, I've chopped down trees to fuel my fires, built fitpits deeper than your moms vajeen and roasted whole oxen for a light snack.
    
    You've mixed some 73/27 ground meat with taco seasoning and grilled it on your $20 tabletop walmart grill.
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14. 2019-12-18 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #34
    

    G African Astronaut
    Grill those shits over open flame & braise w/ brisket drippings. Keep a quarter hotel pan of brisket fat/reduction in the fridge for such occasions , you'll never hold a shitty FF burger to such a high standard again.
15. 2019-12-18 at 6:38 AM UTC

    #35
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bueno He is giving someone a job.
    
    Don't you live at your mums house?

    
    No i own 35 acres and live with my wife in a house we built from the ground up.
16. 2019-12-18 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 if you can't down 3 beers by time your burgers have been slow cooked and still medium rare, your burger cooking skills SUCK!!

    
    If you can't suck down 3 beers before they are flipped your beer drinking skills suck.
17. 2019-12-18 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No i own 35 acres and live with my wife in a house we built from the ground up.

    
    Lets leave your minecraft account out of this.
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18. 2019-12-18 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #38
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lets leave your minecraft account out of this.

    
    
    
    Minecraft doesn't have wives or acres. Try again kiddo. I've lived longer than you have.
19. 2019-12-18 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
    
    Minecraft doesn't have wives or acres. Try again kiddo. I've lived longer than you have.

    
    Sorry dad.