I just worked four hours for free

1. 2019-12-18 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #1
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   It's kind of fucked up because here in austin at fine dining places your interview is to work for free. I went in at 1pm to talk to them and they were looking at me like I was from mars the chef and the owner and I gave my lil rap, did my lil speech and they were like 'yeah we don't open until 5, we're dinner only so come back then. And I was like ok.. so I go back and im not a shy gont but I also am easy on people because I know several ways to make people feel uncomfortable and burn their soul so it doesn't even get that far. They said they just wanted me to work a few hours and get to know everyone and I did. And all the gonts I was working with were like yeah you're cool we want you here, and I was doing the charlie work because I don't know the menu dorsia, which you can't expect me to and they know that but I'm a go gether, but at the same time i balance it out with not being a try hard faggot (because thats pretty lame) and eventually I was like weeeeeel gonts, (they would keep me all night there if they could) and I went outside to smoke a cig and talking to the hostess a real fine bird, a real piece of ace.. and some lady that i've never seen before in my entire lyfe came out and was like "what are you doing?" and I said "taking a break" and she told me you can't take breaks like this, (wearing a half apron blowing clouds, just minding my own biz)
   
   so I knocked on dons door (the head chef) and was like weeeel am I hired? and he said "i have to talk to everyone first and then talk to my manager"
   
   I'm more of a boh kinda gont, always will be. So we will see how it goes..
   
   I have had employers that pull this shit at fine dining places, its weird because I either get hired on the spot or they do this, most of the time its worked out for me because I'm not a fucking retard.
   
   But these idiots were coming around a korner and breaking saki glasses and just marching all over them.
   
   Back in the spring I went to do one of these sushi places, I posted about it before and felt the curse so I sipped a brew before going in and everything was going well but I dropped a fucking glass in front of the owner that was mean mugging me and still kept working but at the same time I was like.. man I'm fucked..
   
   I was told to go pick out some sushi and drink and the manager came and spoke with me and he was like "Doug.. its not about the glass.." and I was like "Then why the fuck are you mentioning it?"
   
   
   
   the only good thing about working for free was I had these slutty latina bitches asking me in spanish if I'm married and want a girl friend and I don't really speak spanish that weel and they were pointing to their wedding ring finger asking me if I'm down.. They had some fat asses I hope they give me a good review. I did everything I could to sexually harasses them butt in a fun way for everyone.
   
   
   
2. 2019-12-18 at 11:26 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Sounds promising bud, fingers crossed they keep you on.
   
   I wish I had some latino bitches in my office instead of the godforsaken cunt featured monstrosities I have to endure looking at daily.
   
   *sigh*
3. 2019-12-18 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby It's kind of fucked up because here in austin at fine dining places your interview is to work for free. I went in at 1pm to talk to them and they were looking at me like I was from mars the chef and the owner and I gave my lil rap, did my lil speech and they were like 'yeah we don't open until 5, we're dinner only so come back then. And I was like ok.. so I go back and im not a shy gont but I also am easy on people because I know several ways to make people feel uncomfortable and burn their soul so it doesn't even get that far. They said they just wanted me to work a few hours and get to know everyone and I did. And all the gonts I was working with were like yeah you're cool we want you here, and I was doing the charlie work because I don't know the menu dorsia, which you can't expect me to and they know that but I'm a go gether, but at the same time i balance it out with not being a try hard faggot (because thats pretty lame) and eventually I was like weeeeeel gonts, (they would keep me all night there if they could) and I went outside to smoke a cig and talking to the hostess a real fine bird, a real piece of ace.. and some lady that i've never seen before in my entire lyfe came out and was like "what are you doing?" and I said "taking a break" and she told me you can't take breaks like this, (wearing a half apron blowing clouds, just minding my own biz)
   
   so I knocked on dons door (the head chef) and was like weeeel am I hired? and he said "i have to talk to everyone first and then talk to my manager"
   
   I'm more of a boh kinda gont, always will be. So we will see how it goes..
   
   I have had employers that pull this shit at fine dining places, its weird because I either get hired on the spot or they do this, most of the time its worked out for me because I'm not a fucking retard.
   
   But these idiots were coming around a korner and breaking saki glasses and just marching all over them.
   
   Back in the spring I went to do one of these sushi places, I posted about it before and felt the curse so I sipped a brew before going in and everything was going well but I dropped a fucking glass in front of the owner that was mean mugging me and still kept working but at the same time I was like.. man I'm fucked..
   
   I was told to go pick out some sushi and drink and the manager came and spoke with me and he was like "Doug.. its not about the glass.." and I was like "Then why the fuck are you mentioning it?"
   
   
   
   the only good thing about working for free was I had these slutty latina bitches asking me in spanish if I'm married and want a girl friend and I don't really speak spanish that weel and they were pointing to their wedding ring finger asking me if I'm down.. They had some fat asses I hope they give me a good review. I did everything I could to sexually harasses them butt in a fun way for everyone.
   
   
   

   
   Just go work for Truss. For what Truss products cost the factory workers gotta get paid decent, plus you can fuck with Yessica
4. 2019-12-18 at 11:54 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Just fuck a nigger, doug. U will feel better.
5. 2019-12-18 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   If you want to marry an illegal immigrant you should move to Houston, you can't walk 10ft without one of them throwing themselves and their 3 brown kids at your feet, ayeee pappi.
6. 2019-12-18 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
7. 2019-12-18 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to marry an illegal immigrant you should move to Houston, you can't walk 10ft without one of them throwing themselves and their 3 brown kids at your feet, ayeee pappi.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to marry an illegal immigrant you should move to Houston, you can't walk 10ft without one of them throwing themselves and their 3 brown kids at your feet, ayeee pappi.

   
   I'm actually going to agree with you on this.. you know what you're talking about, unfortunately. I got called papi like 35 times last night. I've always thought I'd get married and have kids even though I've had the chance multiple times but I don't want to get a tortilla thrown in face at the dinner table and have to beat up some whore
   
   Guatemalans, mexicans, and venezualans.. are really weird people
   
   
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8. 2019-12-18 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Ayeeee Pappi
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9. 2019-12-18 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ayeeee Pappi

   
   They just called me papi because my first name doesn't translate into their language. I was like you know Michael Douglas.. but then they thought my name was Michael which it's not.
   
   It's Doug, like you dug your own hole
10. 2019-12-18 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    douglas is the kinda name someone with downs would have
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11. 2019-12-18 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #11
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby It's kind of fucked up because here in austin at fine dining places your interview is to work for free. I went in at 1pm to talk to them and they were looking at me like I was from mars the chef and the owner and I gave my lil rap, did my lil speech and they were like 'yeah we don't open until 5, we're dinner only so come back then. And I was like ok.. so I go back and im not a shy gont but I also am easy on people because I know several ways to make people feel uncomfortable and burn their soul so it doesn't even get that far. They said they just wanted me to work a few hours and get to know everyone and I did. And all the gonts I was working with were like yeah you're cool we want you here, and I was doing the charlie work because I don't know the menu dorsia, which you can't expect me to and they know that but I'm a go gether, but at the same time i balance it out with not being a try hard faggot (because thats pretty lame) and eventually I was like weeeeeel gonts, (they would keep me all night there if they could) and I went outside to smoke a cig and talking to the hostess a real fine bird, a real piece of ace.. and some lady that i've never seen before in my entire lyfe came out and was like "what are you doing?" and I said "taking a break" and she told me you can't take breaks like this, (wearing a half apron blowing clouds, just minding my own biz)
    
    so I knocked on dons door (the head chef) and was like weeeel am I hired? and he said "i have to talk to everyone first and then talk to my manager"
    
    I'm more of a boh kinda gont, always will be. So we will see how it goes..
    
    I have had employers that pull this shit at fine dining places, its weird because I either get hired on the spot or they do this, most of the time its worked out for me because I'm not a fucking retard.
    
    But these idiots were coming around a korner and breaking saki glasses and just marching all over them.
    
    Back in the spring I went to do one of these sushi places, I posted about it before and felt the curse so I sipped a brew before going in and everything was going well but I dropped a fucking glass in front of the owner that was mean mugging me and still kept working but at the same time I was like.. man I'm fucked..
    
    I was told to go pick out some sushi and drink and the manager came and spoke with me and he was like "Doug.. its not about the glass.." and I was like "Then why the fuck are you mentioning it?"
    
    
    
    the only good thing about working for free was I had these slutty latina bitches asking me in spanish if I'm married and want a girl friend and I don't really speak spanish that weel and they were pointing to their wedding ring finger asking me if I'm down.. They had some fat asses I hope they give me a good review. I did everything I could to sexually harasses them butt in

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I hope they give me a good review. I did everything I could to sexually harasses them butt in a fun way for everyone.

12. 2019-12-18 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #12
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Grylls douglas is the kinda name someone with downs would have

    
    shut up faget ill ram my weiner in ur but cheeks for sayn tht then make u swallo my load fag
13. 2019-12-18 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
14. 2019-12-18 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #14
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Then on day 1 doug grabbed tips off of table not swept yet and got full pay n then some.
15. 2019-12-18 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    U got swindled, dougie boy.
16. 2019-12-18 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ayeeee Pappi

    
    I have a black female friend on FB who calls me pappi and i don't know how to feel about it.
17. 2019-12-18 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #17
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice I have a nigger friend on FB who calls me pappi and i don't know how to feel about it.

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18. 2019-12-18 at 8:59 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    They just hired me I start Friday. I'm just going to be walking out saki rolls
19. 2019-12-18 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #19
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So are you getting paid for the 4 hours then?
20. 2019-12-18 at 9:02 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So are you getting paid for the 4 hours then?

    
    No. That's not how we do it in Austin. That was the interview because there's so many fuck offs and drug addicts in my hood