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Why are white people the color of semen and bird shit?

  1. #61
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Pig color but not delicious pig taste :/

    According to the Cannibals of Papua New Guinea, whites are too salty,blacks aren't that great either. They prefer Japanese flesh apparently, possibly due to their healthy diet.
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  2. #62
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's objectively not, and you objectively don't. Go ahead and use google translate little fake chink. Maybe you'll learn something today. I didn't have to use it. I read the characters and typed them out on my Chinese keyboard.

    you probably used this.



    poor spigot. cant even master elementary chinese.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by CandyRein So by that logic .. white people are also colorless!

    Or aren’t actually white.. but pink ?

    Indeed Just as black folk generally are not black but various shades of brown.
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  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I prefer to think of myself as MAUVE.
  5. #65
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I had to look that up.. and it says that name was derived from the color known as “ Mallow”



    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz According to the Cannibals of Papua New Guinea, whites are too salty,blacks aren't that great either. They prefer Japanese flesh apparently, possibly due to their healthy diet.

    Lmfao
    Truuu..

    The Japanese eat very healthy
    You don’t usually see many fat Japanese people..so the meat is probably good and lean ..
  6. #66
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Melanin prohibits brain growth and functions



    Surprisingly makes you able to jump high
  7. #67
    CandyRein Black Hole
    By that logic Mexicans and other highly melaninated people would be in the NBA more...

    If you’re talking about basketball lol
  8. #68
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Messicans like the soccer. Plus they’re 4ft tall.

    I love their food👍🏻 No one can make bbq like the brothas.

    Melanin helps your cookin skillz
  9. #69
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you probably used this.



    poor spigot. cant even master elementary chinese.

    Wrong. Like I said, I speak fluent Chinese, among 8 other languages.
  10. #70
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wrong. Like I said, I speak fluent Chinese, among 8 other languages.

    Ching chang chow, bitch.
  11. #71
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Messicans like the soccer. Plus they’re 4ft tall.

    I love their food👍🏻 No one can make bbq like the brothas.

    Melanin helps your cookin skillz

    Yeah that is kinda cool. Imagine what it would be like being able to run around and do flips in the air and practicing for when you have to sneak across the border like a ninja, when you're just one foot tall.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by mmQ Ching chang chow, bitch.

    What the fuck did you just say to me??? You take it back.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by CandyRein By that logic Mexicans and other highly melaninated people would be in the NBA more…

    If you’re talking about basketball lol

    If they lowered the hoop for them they would be the best in the world.
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  14. #74
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Omg!!😂
  15. #75
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We're actually more beigey.
  16. #76
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace While Mexicans are tan like the earth which gives us life? Like the trees which give us air, and the color of the noble grizzly bear?

    White is such an ugly color. When my bread gets white mold on it I throw it away. When its brown that means you know its good bread. That's why they have the term 'golden brown' because we are golden.

    Idk just a shower thought but honestly it must suck being all white and pasty. Probably get burned by the fuxkin sun all the time LOL.
    I

    That's wasist you homo.. I hate you now
  17. #77
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Fuck all of you.. I'll kill you equally
  18. #78
    WellHung Black Hole
    My farts smell like rotten eggs.
  19. #79
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung They usually dont complain to ur face.

    Nor to their friends which tend to gravitate to me afterwards.
  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yeah that is kinda cool. Imagine what it would be like being able to run around and do flips in the air and practicing for when you have to sneak across the border like a ninja, when you're just one foot tall.

    If I was one-foot tall I'd just ask someone to drive me across the border and lay in their back seat motionless so the guards would think I was just a small statue.
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