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You can have sex with one NIS member, who do you pick

  1. 2019-12-14 at 5:52 PM UTC
    #81
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Remember Mewsik?

    She's a DHer so I imagine the DHers know who I'm talking about.

    Anyway, she had this somewhat -tier bitch cycle that turned me on like crazy.

    I'm probably getting into some Freudian territory shit now, but apparantly I get really turned on when a woman is sometimes mean to me, and other times nice.

    So yeah, if I had to pick someone, I'm gonna go with her.

    I have very little idea what anyone looks like, and the question is "who would you have sex with", not who would you marry, so yeah, I'm gonna go with her.

    She was an 65 year old alcoholic...
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  2. 2019-12-14 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #82
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I heard there's a girl here that puts office supplies in her asshole

    Sounds like someone I want to marry

    [video]https://youtu.be/
    [/video]

    Video tape the honeymoon and let her eat all the free hotel pens and stationary supplies with her bunghole they offer so we can have a good laugh
  3. 2019-12-14 at 8 PM UTC
    #83
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I pick Octavian

    anyone but you
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  4. 2019-12-14 at 8:23 PM UTC
    #84
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker anyone but you

    You choose me? Aww how sweet
  5. 2019-12-14 at 8:26 PM UTC
    #85
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 She was an 65 year old alcoholic…

    A match made in heaven.
  6. 2019-12-14 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #86
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    hey gadzooks r u ok how r u did you get ur house bak love you bye
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  7. 2019-12-14 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #87
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace hey gadzooks r u ok how r u did you get ur house bak love you bye

    I'm doing ok, more or less.

    Back in the flood house, but it's clean now.
  8. 2019-12-14 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #88
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, if I could turn gay, you'd be my first choice.
  9. 2019-12-14 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #89
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm doing ok, more or less.

    Back in the flood house, but it's clean now.

    nice

    can i come over

    we can cuddle
  10. 2019-12-14 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #90
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Somebody invent a gayifying potion.
  11. 2019-12-14 at 8:47 PM UTC
    #91
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace nice

    can i come over

    we can cuddle

    Cuddling maybe.

    No penetration tho.

    I'm cursed with the unfortunate condition of being straight.

    It actually sucks a lot.

    But, try as I might, I can't change it.
  12. 2019-12-14 at 8:53 PM UTC
    #92
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Somebody invent a gayifying potion.

    im all the potion you need baby

    I've even got a dispenser ;)
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  13. 2019-12-14 at 8:58 PM UTC
    #93
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace im all the potion you need baby

    I've even got a dispenser ;)

    If I somehow absolutely had to have sex with another guy, you absolutely be the first one on my mind.
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  14. 2019-12-14 at 9:23 PM UTC
    #94
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I somehow absolutely had to have sex with another guy, I would definitely fuck a nigger.
  15. 2019-12-14 at 9:30 PM UTC
    #95
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I somehow absolutely had to have sex with another guy, you absolutely be the first one on my mind.

    Good. Don't forget it cutie.
  16. 2019-12-14 at 9:41 PM UTC
    #96
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung I wish I was liked and not a waste of oxygen

    Self loathing are we?
  17. 2019-12-14 at 9:44 PM UTC
    #97
    1993 Houston
    Technologist my mama wincest
  18. 2019-12-14 at 10:28 PM UTC
    #98
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Either Lanny or infinityshock, whoever would be the weirdest
  19. 2019-12-14 at 10:34 PM UTC
    #99
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Can’t choose because the girl may not have the same feelings as I. Or, she’s just waiting for me to say it, so she could use that against me to act like an uncontrolled jezebel. Super huge turn off.
  20. 2019-12-14 at 11:47 PM UTC
    #100
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Sex is for normies
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