i was sitting here thinking like "damn maybe i should waste some money and order some uber eats for dinner" but i just ate some bananas with organic dark chocolate almond butter because i'm a goddamn californian. and you KNOW that shit was fuckin dank.
i was thinking of moving to the rich part of town thats closer to school but i actually finally started making friends here because we are all emo kids here apparently and were going to have barbecues in the summer and play acoustic versions of taking back sunday so we can get drunk people to give us money. we all look scummy as fuck though so who knows what would happen.
we are crashing the corporate christmas party. we are building a religion. we are waking up early and staying up late.
then once i attain this im just going to tip mad cashiers and shit lmao
bitch im kicking out the hotel room doors wearing bleach stained jeans, on my way to the organic market to buy a little $6 juice and smile at the pretty cashier then go deface their property in a conspicuous place "fucking kill yourself", the point is short and sweet
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