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2019-12-12 at 11:05 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-12 at 11:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS I want to see lions eating Christians. Rome knew how to party. I'm sure if the Roman empire had lasted to today we'd have PCP addled gladiator women fighting trannies and all kinds of other whack ass shit. Let's rebuild Rome.
I remember in history class my teacher started talking about how they'd board up the coliseum, fill it with water and have mock naval battles in there. I thought he was just making it up to see if we were paying attention -
2019-12-12 at 11:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fuck Your World Shut up you atheist cunt. You would be crying if your fantasy came true. They would bitch slaughter your ass.
Now go make me some Waffles.
If my fantasy came true, even if they "slaughtered my ass" I'd die with the honor of having rebuilt and reestablished Rome.
"For let the gods so speed me as I love
The name of honor more than I fear death."
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2019-12-12 at 11:10 PM UTCAnd lions peel the flesh off you alive.
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2019-12-13 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS I want to see lions eating Christians. Rome knew how to party. I'm sure if the Roman empire had lasted to today we'd have PCP addled gladiator women fighting trannies and all kinds of other whack ass shit. Let's rebuild Rome.
yes, and the first step towards achieving that is to start legalizing pederasty and pedophillia because these things are the center pieces of the roman civilization. -
2019-12-13 at 2:09 AM UTCThey would throw entire families into the arena, so they could watch the fathers and mothers try to heroically shield their children before they were consumed by the starved lions and then eaten themselves. It was considered high class entertainment.
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2019-12-13 at 2:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL They would throw entire families into the arena, so they could watch the fathers and mothers try to heroically shield their children before they were consumed by the starved lions and then eaten themselves. It was considered high class entertainment.
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2019-12-13 at 3:09 AM UTCLions were eaten by ppl?
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2019-12-13 at 3:12 AM UTC
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2019-12-13 at 3:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL There was one really, really big guy they threw to the lions and he ended up gnawing on one of the lions and going to town on it, but they eventually overcame him by sheer numbers and he was eaten.
Yes, What was this servants name? He was a former Soldier of Rome if I remember correctly. Dude wasn't going out like that. -
2019-12-13 at 4:33 AM UTC
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2019-12-13 at 4:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Are you seriously denying the unquestionable truth of the leocaust? 6 million Christians were brutally slaughtered by the Romans in every sadistic way you can imagine.
I'm denying his claim that they threw families into the pit to fight with lions.
Most of those gladiators were slaves or aristocrats. Being a gladiator put you in a high social status. They were celebrities. It wasn't just a bloodfest where they wanted to watch anyone and everyone get killed. The people wanted a fight.
Also can you imagine how fucking INSANE it would be to be an average roman citizen then see some shit like an African Elephant pop out into the arena? It'd be like a mythical beast. You'd have little to no concept of what an elephant was before that match. It must have been massively entertaining.
