who is the edgiest person on this site? (edgy contest)

1. 2017-01-24 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i make threads like this whenever i'm high
   
   http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php
   
   4.5 on primary and secondary scale
2. 2017-01-24 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You are the holy ghost. You are.
3. 2017-01-24 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I agree, but I'm using quasiscience to make sure
4. 2017-01-24 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   3.4 and 3.5 respectively. This test doesn't measure edge.
5. 2017-01-24 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   how can we properly measure edge?
6. 2017-01-24 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by the holy ghost how can we properly measure edge?

   
   by how many times they've been arrested by the jedi pigs, i've been arrested 10 times
   
   4 years ago I blew out my tire while driving to another town to fuck a slammer and it was like midnight so i just pulled over and went to sleep and i woke up with the pigs knocking on my door and they asked what my phone number was and I gave them way to many numbers so they put me in cuffs and drove me down the highway and and asked me to to get out and take a sobreity test, and I said lol ur just gonna arrest me anyways and so they drove me back to my car and paid for my towing back to austin.
   
   Then another time i went to my probation officer back in june and because i quit drinking for my meeting ( for about 16 hours) i had a seizure in his office and a bunch of cops came and sat on me and handcuffed me and the called the wambulance and i was calling the faggots and bitches and they gave me a shot of ativan in my asshole! and I woke up in the hospital handcuffed to the bed and i was like wtf am i handcuffed? and they said you tried tried to fight cops.
   
   then another time i smoked meth with darin bush, george w bush's lil cousin
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-24T05:13:09.591732+00:00
7. 2017-01-24 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby by how many times they've been arrested by the jedi pigs, i've been arrested 10 times

   
   what does the edgy test score you as? i need to know
   
   i've been booked twice but had the cops/ambulance take me somewhere like 50 times by now
8. 2017-01-24 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ive never taken the edgy test. im surprised im still in one piece considering all the bs i've pulled.
   
   
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-24T05:19:41.955862+00:00
9. 2017-01-24 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Take the edgy test.
10. 2017-01-24 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #10
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by the holy ghost Take the edgy test.

    
    nah im not gay like that
11. 2017-01-24 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah im not gay like that

    
    edgy af
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • kroz
12. 2017-01-24 at 5:28 AM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ edgy af

    
    
    
13. 2017-01-24 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 3.8. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.
    
    Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.2. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.

    
    huRRR I MUST BE RETURDED
14. 2017-01-24 at 6:27 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're not even edgy sploo
15. 2017-01-24 at 6:33 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher You're not even edgy sploo

    
    i destroyed my mom's computer today because my dad wouldn't buy me yogi kava tea. i went to school and i was the only person who got an A in the class. i came home and i drank 3 bottles of bundy that i shoplifted from pharmacies right next to the school. the computer that i destroyed still works if you hook it up with an alternate monitor but when my mom comes back from my brother's house she's gonna freak out.
16. 2017-01-24 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #16
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^thats a candy ass thing to do, plus we know you're a liar and don't have a brother
17. 2017-01-24 at 6:47 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost i destroyed my mom's computer today because my dad wouldn't buy me yogi kava tea. i went to school and i was the only person who got an A in the class. i came home and i drank 3 bottles of bundy that i shoplifted from pharmacies right next to the school. the computer that i destroyed still works if you hook it up with an alternate monitor but when my mom comes back from my brother's house she's gonna freak out.

    
    That's not being edgy that's just being a jackass
18. 2017-01-24 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You should shoplift pseudoephedrine and cook some shake and bake in your backyard for ultimate edgy badass degeneracy tier. WOrst case scenario you start a lithium fire and burn your house down and become legendary like me, or you actually synthesize methamphetamine.
    
    All you need is lithium batteries, lye, 21-0-0 fertilizer and isopropyl alcohol (and pseudoephedrine)
    
    
    http://niggasin.space/thread/473
19. 2017-01-24 at 11:56 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol 4.7 and 4.5.
    
    I am maximum edge thus far
20. 2017-01-24 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    2.4 and 2, woulda probably been lower if I put more in the strongly agree/disagree ones