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You guys ever Parachute?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Nevermind



    Originally posted by mmQ Nevermind

    It's just some people say lyfe is about duality but then some people believe that in the end its all on your authority, the deepest authority you hold is the claim that you exist, so what ever path you choose it would be the correct one. Am I making cents?
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ Too late for the drug joke dang

    This is probably the wrong place to talk about it but I can swallow a 5-6 gram parachute. I'm the best swallower on this website.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Like for example I'm drunk right now but earlier I was just high. I was smoking a joint with kevin at the park and I was telling him how bethany (this is where you really have to open your mind here..) asked me to pick up her fed ex package at her door while she away for thxgiving (this is the part that gets really radical) and I held onto her package for 8 days and I was finally just going to take it back to fed ex because I didn't want to deal with it anymore..

    I mentioned this to kevin while we were smoking outside and I told him I kinda get it I wouldn't want some nicely dressed smiley black guy coming and stealing my package.. and guess what happened a nicely dress black guy (blacks don't live here except one) walked by smiling at us wavving holding a fed ex package of the same size of beths..

    dare to take the rational black pill fam?
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is probably the wrong place to talk about it but I can swallow a 5-6 gram parachute. I'm the best swallower on this website.

    Yes we are not talking about semen parachutes m8r8de

    Oh wait ywa we are . And still 5 to 6 grams isn't even allowed to enter the contest.
  5. #25
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ What's nearly dying like ?

    Can you sum it up in a paragraph?

    Dump some straight k.ratom all over your tongue. Something like that.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes we are not talking about semen parachutes m8r8de

    Oh wait ywa we are . And still 5 to 6 grams isn't even allowed to enter the contest.

    how much semen can you parachute
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace how much semen can you parachute

    9000 sea men
  8. #28
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    This thread has gone off topic and turned uber gay
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World This thread has gone off topic and turned uber gay

    its not gay if the sea men don't touch
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace its not gay if the sea men don't touch

    okay keenan..
  11. #31
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    I want to close this thread before it gets more tardy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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