You guys ever Parachute?

1. 2019-12-11 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #1
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   I was gonna take a class.
   
   
   These remind me of those baby spider with floating webs
   
   
2. 2019-12-11 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   I'm afraid I'd begin levitating with my jedi powers, and not be able to control it and then end up injured. I know someone this has happened to.
3. 2019-12-11 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Yes. I've completed 8 jumps, all during Hell Week.
4. 2019-12-11 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Yeah I parachuted some walking down the street a couple times.
5. 2019-12-11 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah I parachuted some walking down the street a couple times.

   
   MDMA👍
6. 2019-12-11 at 11:17 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Too late for the drug joke dang
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7. 2019-12-11 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Too late for the drug joke dang

   
   Never too late for your commentary, handsome. 🌹
8. 2019-12-11 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Mmq, If you had to only pick one that u could do forever, would it be cannabis, or ethyl alcohol?
9. 2019-12-11 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung Never too late for your commentary, handsome. 🌹

   
   Dont talk to me you stupid FUCKING NIGGER.
10. 2019-12-11 at 11:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Too late for the drug joke dang

    
    I've nearly died off some fat Krattom parachutes
11. 2019-12-11 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice I've nearly died off some fat Krattom parachutes

    
    What's nearly dying like ?
    
    Can you sum it up in a paragraph?
12. 2019-12-11 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #12
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Dont talk to me you stupid FUCKING NIGGER.

    
    😩😤
13. 2019-12-11 at 11:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WellHung Mmq, If you had to only pick one that u could do forever, would it be cannabis, or ethyl alcohol?

    
    This is a hard question.
14. 2019-12-11 at 11:34 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ This is a hard question.

    
    Think about it and come back. Personally I'd choose cannabis, but I do love the devils fire water at the same time. It's quite the quandary.
15. 2019-12-11 at 11:36 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Yes, I’ve made 5 jumps from a perfectly good airplane!🛩
16. 2019-12-11 at 11:37 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Technologist Yes, I’ve made 5 jumps from a perfectly good airplane!🛩

    
    sure yeah right you wannabe...
    
    post pictures of one of your jumps, mom.
17. 2019-12-11 at 11:41 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Think about it and come back. Personally I'd choose cannabis, but I do love the devils fire water at the same time. It's quite the quandary.

    
    It just depends so much on '.
18. 2019-12-11 at 11:43 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ It just depends so much on '.

    
    I feel ya big bromo, it just depends how rowdy and long you want to live your life and how fucking fucktarded in what kind of way you wanted to be. AAAHH YEAAAAAH! TIGHT FUCKING CHEEKS!
19. 2019-12-11 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Loose cheeks burger x 4
20. 2019-12-11 at 11:45 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nevermind