Being in the hospital

1. 2017-01-22 at 8:54 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Has anyone here ever had an extended stay in the hospital? I guess I'm making this thread because I spoke to my dad for the first time in a few months (larmon11@aol.com) and we talked about how when I was 4 years old, I was laying in my room watching tv, and my dad came and screamed "what the fuck?!" because my eye was bulging out of my head, it was falling out. And he was yelling and stuff for my mom to come, and i started freaking out because I didn't know what was happening i felt fine.
   
   So basically I was in the hospital for a month with an IV hooked up to me and it really sucked for the most part, i watched christmas cartoons because it was xmas and my grandma came to visit me, but the nurses wanted me to put on pajamas and I didn't want to do it because I'm not a fag like that, so they asked, well if you brother will but some on will you??! and my brother said he won't do it.
   
   I was there in the hospital by myself most of the time and it sucked but my dad came up to sit with me after he got off work and was talking on the phone, and he some people showed up at he door, and he said I gotta go a clown and 2 women in bikinis are here. and bozo the clown came in with two extremely hott girls in bikinis came in and I was highly confused and the girls were like "ooooh doug, how u doin chicken?" or something like that and gave me a six pack of hot wheels. I had no fucking clue what was going on.
   
   My dad left and came back the next day and brought me a toxie avenger toy (cause he had a bulging eye) and brought me a robo cop toy also since I was hooked up to an iv, and we called the iv, IV.
   
   I remember eventually being put under (i know i was put under because when i had my wisdom teeth taken out it was the same feeling) and i was being wheeled on a stretcher to get surgery. They basically sucked a bunch of bloody mucuous from out behind my eye. and thats why i have a derpadew eye.
   
   But I will always remember my dad for doing that for me. I still have the toxie toy till this day.
   
   So has anyone else here ever had an extended stay in the hospital?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2017-01-22 at 8:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Other than the psych ward, no
3. 2017-01-22 at 9:24 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   i spent 2 weeks in the spice ward
4. 2017-01-22 at 9:33 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by the holy ghost
   
   i spent 2 weeks in the spice ward

   
   you should probably cool it on the spice then, the psych ward is only for women and people who abuse real drugs
5. 2017-01-22 at 9:51 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Dude, you type like a dyslexic ADHD kid.
   
   I mean, at least it isn't a single run-on sentence with no paragraphs, but fuck. It was like reading a story that my son would tell.
6. 2017-01-22 at 11:21 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Toxic avenger was pretty much &Z incarnate, recommended watch.
   As a kid I was in and out of hospital near enough every month but never for long stays, got shot in the eye by a bb gun once and had to go back over and over but that's all, most I've stayed in a hospital was 3-4 days.
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   • kroz
7. 2017-01-22 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   idk but once i went to the hospital and they gave me some IV fentanyl which was dope af
8. 2017-01-22 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nope im normal and healthy.
9. 2017-01-22 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by HampTheToker Dude, you type like a dyslexic ADHD kid.
   
   I mean, at least it isn't a single run-on sentence with no paragraphs, but fuck. It was like reading a story that my son would tell.

   
   I was very drunk when i wrote that.
10. 2017-01-22 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Nope im normal and healthy.

    
    Me too. Never had anything seriously wrong with me. Spent a night or 2 in a psych ward but that was more cos of the police and drugs than me. Only time I've had to stay overnight in a medical institution
11. 2017-01-22 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Spent three days in ICU a few years back with MRSA. I masturbated. I was smoking spice in my bathroom and every 4 hours sexy little nurses came in and gave me dilaudid.....it wasn't all that bad....
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2017-01-22 at 11:35 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Even my suicide attempts im only there a few hours.
13. 2017-01-24 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    months of my life in psych ward
    
    icu for 6 days once benadryl overdose
    
    icu for 3 days once for spice overdose
14. 2017-01-24 at 2:57 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i get bit on the face by a dog b4 1` week wif cellulitis
15. 2017-01-24 at 5:55 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Dissociator months of my life in psych ward
    
    icu for 6 days once benadryl overdose
    
    icu for 3 days once for spice overdose

    
    sounds like something you need to work on
16. 2017-01-24 at 5:56 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey, cool it.