why we live in Mexico

1. 2019-12-06 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   
   
   Seems people from all over the world are moving here! Just posted an English dude who moved yesterday. Maybe Mexico should build a wall to keep the westerners out??
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2. 2019-12-06 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   Rrr African Astronaut
   I want to be beheaded by cartels
3. 2019-12-06 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   To become Sinaloa stinkbait.
4. 2019-12-06 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rrr I want to be beheaded by cartels

   
   Mexico is a very safe country. I've never been beheaded even once.
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5. 2019-12-06 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   For the delicious tap water.
6. 2019-12-06 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #6
   WellHung Black Hole
   Because the police are so honest and trustworthy.
7. 2019-12-06 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole
   For the methanol-laced cocktails at resorts.
8. 2019-12-06 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #8
   WellHung Black Hole
   For the bullet-riddled, crumbling infrastructure.
9. 2019-12-06 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #9
   WellHung Black Hole
   For the Mexican SuperMeth.
10. 2019-12-06 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    For the 25 cent chiclets.
11. 2019-12-06 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    For the oppressive heat, and lack of different seasonal weather.
12. 2019-12-06 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Meanwhile in the US
    
    
13. 2019-12-06 at 1:22 AM UTC

    #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    For the thriving economy.
14. 2019-12-06 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    For the senoritas and the machismo, mane.
15. 2019-12-06 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mexico wouldn't exist without Europe, neither would Mexicans.
    
    Mexico should definitely have a wall, many walls, even. Every person with a European grandparent should have a free acre with a vacation house, complete with a wall around it (to keep local rape babies away). Mexicans should build these properties to honour the people who made them exist.
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16. 2019-12-06 at 2:07 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Mexico wouldn't exist without Europe, neither would Mexicans.
    
    Mexico should definitely have a wall, many walls, even. Every person with a European grandparent should have a free acre with a vacation house, complete with a wall around it (to keep local rape babies away). Mexicans should build these properties to honour the people who made them exist.

    
    
    
    You're not even European lmao, you're Asian.
17. 2019-12-06 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
    
    You're not even European lmao, you're Asian.

    
    Yeah, super asian.
18. 2019-12-06 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    merry xmas §m£ÂgØL, I made you a christmas card.
    
    
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19. 2019-12-06 at 2:46 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Why tho
20. 2019-12-06 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why tho

    
    because merry xmas fucker
    
    p.s. i was not talking about Russians when I spoke of the people who made mexico. Russians had trade posts on the west coast of the u.s. but not in mexico.
    
    Interesting read here:
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_colonization_of_the_Americas