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Subway sues journalist after they claim their chicken is only 50% chicken

  1. 2019-12-05 at 9:50 PM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    They lost lol

    https://thetakeout.com/subway-fake-chicken-lawsuit-canada-1840202623

    They sent samples of Subway chicken, along with chicken from A&W, McDonald’s, Tim Horton’s, and Wendy’s, to a lab at Trent University in Peterborough, Ontario, to test how much of it was actually, you know, chicken. They weren’t expecting anything to come back as 100%—things happen during processing and seasoning—but most of the tests came back showing between 88.5% and 89.4% chicken DNA. Except for Subway. Subway’s “oven roasted chicken” tested as 53.6% chicken and its strips were 42.8%. The rest was soy protein. Perhaps, they thought, there had been a mistake in the lab. But when they tested again, the results were the same.
  2. 2019-12-05 at 9:51 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    What about Jared Fogle?
  3. 2019-12-05 at 9:52 PM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat What about Jared Fogle?

    He's still 100% worthless pedophile
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  4. 2019-12-05 at 9:52 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Nothing wrong with soy or being a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING though.
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  5. 2019-12-05 at 9:53 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace He's still 100% worthless pedophile

    He showed how to lose massive amounts of weight and how subway sandwiches not only taste good but are not too bad for the stomach.
  6. 2019-12-05 at 9:55 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I must eat more subway chicken
  7. 2019-12-05 at 9:57 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat He showed how to lose massive amounts of weight

    and how to lose a family and 15yrs of his life too.
  8. 2019-12-05 at 9:58 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I think sub way should learn from Jared and adapt his pure subway plan daily.
  9. 2019-12-05 at 9:59 PM UTC
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    the man whos hood it was put in Yung Blood
    THEY SELL YOU SHIT AND PEOPLE EAT SHIT BECAUSE THEY SAY ITS YUMMY TO THE TUMMY. ITS NOT EVEN CHEAP OR GOOD LOL BROILER CHICKEN FARMING IS A DISGRACE IM GOING TO GROW ORGANIC REALLLL BOY CHICKENS IN MY SHED LOL FUCK YOU I BET I REALLY DO
  10. 2019-12-05 at 10:03 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Soy is not shit in fact all vegetarians eat it and are much healthier than meat eaters and leaner overall.
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  11. 2019-12-05 at 10:03 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man whos hood it was put in THEY SELL YOU SHIT AND PEOPLE EAT SHIT BECAUSE THEY SAY ITS YUMMY TO THE TUMMY. ITS NOT EVEN CHEAP OR GOOD LOL BROILER CHICKEN FARMING IS A DISGRACE IM GOING TO GROW ORGANIC REALLLL BOY CHICKENS IN MY SHED LOL FUCK YOU I BET I REALLY DO

    Just eat tofu and soy or veggie burgers.
  12. 2019-12-05 at 10:04 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I'm trying to abstain from bread. Bread is dangerous.

    I'm aspiring towards a soy based diet.
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  13. 2019-12-05 at 10:10 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Yes but maybe the thing bread or flatbread is not too bad that subway offers for calories.
  14. 2019-12-05 at 11:08 PM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Good that's what the asshole gets for slanderous comments about the gonts business
  15. 2019-12-05 at 11:11 PM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Good that's what the asshole gets for slanderous comments about the gonts business

  16. 2019-12-06 at 12:07 AM UTC
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    G African Astronaut
    Subway BMT w/ spinach,tomato,onion,jalapenos,roasted tomato vinaigrette,dash of oregano,salt & pepper on 9 grain wheat >
  17. 2019-12-06 at 12:10 AM UTC
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    HTS highlight reel
    I'm assuming their veggies are still veggies, yeah?
  18. 2019-12-06 at 12:10 AM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Everything from subway is gross
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  19. 2019-12-06 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #19
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS I'm assuming their veggies are still veggies, yeah?

    Yes, but the bread is also now veggies
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  20. 2019-12-06 at 12:10 AM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Never knew you were from there ...lol
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