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    how would you do? Personally I'd probably go buy like 100 bucks of heroin and like 20 xanax bars. Then I'd get stoned as fuck, start doing the heroin til I was nodding hard, then down the bars and go lay down.

    Either that or shoot myself after I murdered my worst enemy, if it would be hard to get away afterwards. I wouldn't want to risk getting arrested and having to go to jail for 20 years. Fuck that.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Skydive without parachute
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    Originally posted by mmQ Skydive without parachute

    I wonder how long you'd live after you hit the ground. Like if your brain wasn't destroyed, would you basically just shatter every bone in your body and like rupture all your organs? I can't imagine that would be too pleasant and you might have a really terrible 20 seconds or so.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm assuming if you somehow survived the impact that you'd be knocked the fuck unconscious anyway so it wouldn't really matter.
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    nitrogen
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    murder your worst enemy then whole gram fentanyl analog + whole gram benzo analog
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i'd convert a pair of ARs to a machine gun with a crank, mount it on a pintle with several drum magazines on a go cart that i can drive with my feet, and i'd mow down hundreds of antifa. literally hundeds. i'd probably hit 300 and kill 200. i'd carry a samurai sword for when i run out of ammo and it's time to charge into death. that would be a good suicide.
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    Originally posted by snab_snib i'd convert a pair of ARs to a machine gun with a crank, mount it on a pintle with several drum magazines on a go cart that i can drive with my feet, and i'd mow down hundreds of antifa. literally hundeds. i'd probably hit 300 and kill 200. i'd carry a samurai sword for when i run out of ammo and it's time to charge into death. that would be a good suicide.

    are there even that many of them?
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic are there even that many of them?

    i dunno, probably not after they all kill themselves tonight.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic how would you do? Personally I'd probably go buy like 100 bucks of heroin and like 20 xanax bars. Then I'd get stoned as fuck, start doing the heroin til I was nodding hard, then down the bars and go lay down.

    Either that or shoot myself after I murdered my worst enemy, if it would be hard to get away afterwards. I wouldn't want to risk getting arrested and having to go to jail for 20 years. Fuck that.

    dude you don't need to do all that, you're already my hero bud.

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    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by greenplastic how would you do? Personally I'd probably go buy like 100 bucks of heroin and like 20 xanax bars. Then I'd get stoned as fuck, start doing the heroin til I was nodding hard, then down the bars and go lay down.

    Either that or shoot myself after I murdered my worst enemy, if it would be hard to get away afterwards. I wouldn't want to risk getting arrested and having to go to jail for 20 years. Fuck that.

    Speaking from experience xans aren't likely to kill you. On one occasion I took 10 (snorted a few) within an hour.
    All I did was blackout. Heroin may help, but I couldn't say for sure. Xans and a plastic bag loosely tied around your head plus shots? That's far more likely
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    Originally posted by DocFoster Speaking from experience xans aren't likely to kill you. On one occasion I took 10 (snorted a few) within an hour.
    All I did was blackout. Heroin may help, but I couldn't say for sure. Xans and a plastic bag loosely tied around your head plus shots? That's far more likely

    opiate overdoses are much more likely to be fatal with additional CNS depressants
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    I sliced myself once but all it did was make a huge mess so I ended up getting sewn up. The doctors are pretty nice to you if you are willing to go that far though.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    fuk jumpin u got a long way dwn to think
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    Originally posted by DocFoster Speaking from experience xans aren't likely to kill you. On one occasion I took 10 (snorted a few) within an hour.
    All I did was blackout. Heroin may help, but I couldn't say for sure. Xans and a plastic bag loosely tied around your head plus shots? That's far more likely

    Heroin and xanax has killed like at least 3 members of this forum dude.
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost opiate overdoses are much more likely to be fatal with additional CNS depressants

    Opiate overdose is more likely in any case. It is a different class of drug. Opiates suck because you can really only mix them with stims. Opiates and benzos? You might stop breathing. Opiates and alcohol? You might stop breathing. Opiates and opiates? You might stop breathing.

    It would be interesting to go on a killing spree on LSD if we are doing drug enhanced murder suicide. Coking up would probably make it a little more interesting. Aside from a murder suicide vibe I would advocate heroin overdose if you want to off yourself pharmocologically. Dont do it all in one IV shot though. It would be embarassing to be found with a needle still in my arm. Just make a night of it and keep snorting fat lines till you are past the point of no return then snort one more.

    Alternatively 9 grams to the dome wouldnt be bad insofar as its quick. But for someone who wants to experience death bleeding out at a moderate pace cant be beat. Easiest way to achieve it would be a nice "down the road" on the forearm. Problem is depth. To really get it right the best way would be to make a horizontal cut across the radius and ulna.

    Though for many suffocation is an attractive prospect. Drowning would be very interesting. A hanging? That would be a trip. So long as your neck snaps you are dead anyway but if it doesnt? Seven minuets of struggle is an eternity to the dying and thats only to start the process.

    Burning to death would not be enjoyable in my opinion. Too many nerves agitated at one time. But for most fire related deaths smoke inhilation is the real killer so dying in a fire wouldnt be that bad maybe?

    I dunno man. All I know is dying will be a real trip. And there is no preparation for it even if the method is planned.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Taking as many of your enemies with you as you can is the best answer but plunging recklessly towards death in everyday circumstances is acceptable(burning buildings, rough seas etc).
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    Originally posted by greenplastic Heroin and xanax has killed like at least 3 members of this forum dude.

    Yeah but they were a bunch of weak ass bitches. I've done those drugs plus dozens more.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've done every drug ever all at once every day forever
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    I would go to Australia and get eaten by a shark.
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