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  1. #1
    I have 60$ and a 750ml bottle of 20% alc rum punch.

    I also have school on monday and wednesday

    what do i do with 60$ to not fail my semester but also have a good time

    i'm thinking

    buy nutmeg 5$
    buy bundy 20$
    buy weed 20$
    buy nitrous 15$
    with 750ml 20%

    this should be good for about 4 days of retarded binging

    problems: my dad is off monday-friday, i have school on monday and wednesday, 5:45-9:15PM. i usually don't fall asleep until 5-9am. i'm worried about waking up too late for skewl, getting caught for 480289403280th time by parents, or being too fucked up/hungover to go to skewl. also i need to brush my teeth and shower because i haven't done either in about a week, and i try to do these things at least once the day before school. also, i want to be able to fix my sleeping schedule so i'm not waking up at night every day. i have too many things to do and too many responsibilities to go full tard but i know i have to...
  2. #2
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Sell the drugs and go out and have some clean fun.
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  3. #3
    there's nothing to do outside
  4. #4
    Just go to a fucking go kart track or something if you can't figure out how to buy drugs on the Internet

    Holy fuck dude
  5. #5
    i can but i had to do unspeakable things for the 60$ and a P.O. box costs 30. i get money like twice a year.
  6. #6
    Get $30 of weed and spend the rest on a nice dinner.
  7. #7
    bling bling Dark Matter
    spedn it all on weed and shake it 4 kief adn mix it in a vape pen adn puff it at scool
  8. #8
    bling bling Dark Matter
    press the shaken weed grounds into a block useing yor dadas hair strateners and sellt it off as hash frm ur friend in medical state usa ppl think the mor green the hash its the better they r dumb u shud get about 20 bux per .7 LOL tell them is a gram
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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you could buy real drugs
  10. #10
    ^ no he cant
  11. #11
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Get $30 of weed and spend the rest on a nice dinner.

    I recommend this. Get really high and then a takeaway or summin.

    I'm fucking dying for a kebab and watching Trainspotting on TV makes me want heroin or at least a drink again
  12. #12
    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Sell the drugs and go out and have some clean fun.

    This is the best advice, either exercise or go make friends at school.
  13. #13
    bling bling Dark Matter
    u can trip from exercisin
  14. #14
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Or trade the drugs for a hooker.

    How much in drugs though? You can go to Vegas from where I live, for like four nights, for about $600 or so. That includes two way plane tickets, and the hotel(not parking, rental, gambling, drinking, eating, shows, and all the other optional things).

    I wish I had put some of drug money when I was younger, into vacations...
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Or trade the drugs for a hooker.

    How much in drugs though? You can go to Vegas from where I live, for like four nights, for about $600 or so. That includes two way plane tickets, and the hotel(not parking, rental, gambling, drinking, eating, shows, and all the other optional things).

    I wish I had put some of drug money when I was younger, into vacations…

    I was going to say this but he doesn't have enough drugs to sell to buy a hooker (unless its a gay boi hooker)

    he should just buy some shrooms, get some snicker doodles from the eckards and go to the arcade and play ping pong with some chickens.



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-23T07:50:16.769765+00:00
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  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    plus hookers are waste of money with todays current obamanomics, ive only had sex with 2 hookers and that was almost 10 years ago when I was balling, one came over and she had a nice body but was kind of annoying and it cost me 250 dollars.

    the second one my roommate and my neighbor paid for and she said she wasn't going to fuck all 3 of us because that's illegal but will give us each a private show, so I immediately started undressing and I went first and she forgot her bs and got ontop of my cock like a good lil whore.

    I thought about buying a whore over the summer because I'm impulsive and I had xtc, she wanted 200 dollars to spend the night which is reasonable but I got busy doing something and she kept texting me over and over and over and I got annoyed told her i'll give her 50 for a bj and she started calling me a faggot and how I need to pay for pussy (I don't and she wasn't even that attractive at all) and kept calling me mean words. lol
  17. #17
    You could lose your virginity and score some tech in my neighborhood with that sixty
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