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  1. #1
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    I was getting sick and tired of seeing all these discussions on bluelight and other websites trashing extracts (Vanilla, almond and anise) some claim it's unhealthy but usually lack a reason for why it is so. Just off the bat let me tell you extracts require no ID. Anyone of any age can buy them.


    Let me tell you what I know, these extracts contain Ethyl alcohol, the same kind found in every alcoholic beverage you've ever drank and are at BARE MINNIMUM 35% alcohol because they are required to be so. Some extracts such as almond and anise contain up to 65% alcohol.


    What this means is the extracts are at least as strong as vodka and can be as strong as moonshine.


    They are sold in 1-8 ounce quantities in normal grocery stores and sold in 32 ounce bottles at Costco if you're looking for a bargin. 1 shot is one ounce so DOSE ACCORDINGLY


    I would recommend buying at non unionized stores as the extracts can be quite expensive. ANY cheap grocery store will work. Dont go to the big chains like Ralph's or Albertsons but Walmart is acceptable.






    If you can get the mindset to not think about the taste of what you're drinking (a similar mindset to downing vodka or lean) these extracts can be quite effective.




    I wouldn't recommend buying citrus based extracts as the alcohol mixed with the extreme acidity of what you're drinking is no bueno.


    Some have concerns over the artifical nature of some extracts but honestly there's probably more processed stuff in the munchies I'm eating.




    HOWEVER if you're still concerned they make organic extracts sold at the big name grocery stores that are more expensive.


    Leave your thoughts friends
  2. #2
    Even when I was 15 I wouldn't do this, I'd just get someone old enough to buy it for me
  3. #3
    Dude just get some clear hand sanitizer, put a cup of salt in it, shake it for ten minutes, and enhancement it through cheesecloth

    Results in 70% alcohol
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  4. #4
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dude just get some clear hand sanitizer, put a cup of salt in it, shake it for ten minutes, and enhancement it through cheesecloth

    Results in 70% alcohol

    You trying to get me kill myself dude? Rubbing alcohol is used in hand sanitizer whereas ethyl is used in extracts
  5. #5
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BobTheStoner Leave your thoughts friends

    so you're going to pay six bucks for a nasty fucking shot of flavor extract in alcohol?

    you have problems.

    steal them. but if you're going to steal, why not just... steal alcohol or delsym?

    and drinking vodka is in no way similar to drinking fucking mccormick peppermint extract bottles.

    or make a fucking friend and get someone to get it for you. get a fucking homeless person.
  6. #6
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BobTheStoner You trying to get me kill myself dude? Rubbing alcohol is used in hand sanitizer whereas ethyl is used in extracts

    regardless, people do drink it.

    you can also drink gasoline.

    or turpentine.

    people legitimately drink those and get fucked up.
  7. #7
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dude just get some clear hand sanitizer, put a cup of salt in it, shake it for ten minutes, and enhancement it through cheesecloth

    Results in 70% alcohol

    K my bad turns out its ethyl but still that sounds Hella unhealthy
  8. #8
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    Originally posted by snab_snib so you're going to pay six bucks for a nasty fucking shot of flavor extract in alcohol?

    you have problems.

    steal them. but if you're going to steal, why not just… steal alcohol or delsym?

    and drinking vodka is in no way similar to drinking fucking mccormick peppermint extract bottles.

    or make a fucking friend and get someone to get it for you. get a fucking homeless person.

    Again ethyl alcohol is ethyl alcohol no matter where it's found


    35% vodka is just as strong as 35% vanilla

    And it's sold it large containers
  9. #9
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BobTheStoner Again ethyl alcohol is ethyl alcohol no matter where it's found


    35% vodka is just as strong as 35% vanilla

    And it's sold it large containers

    35% vodka doesn't have fucking vanilla extract in it
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  10. #10
    Also isopropyl alcohol is absolutely fine to drink. Stop being a pussy
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  11. #11
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    Originally posted by snab_snib 35% vodka doesn't have fucking vanilla extract in it

    Troll or dumb
  12. #12
    You can actually just make a half assed fake I.D. yourself on paint and put it under the clear plastic in a wallet and flash it if you get asked. If they ask you take it out act like you cant get it out and say the pleather must have got melted stuck when you left it in your pocket and it went in the dryer one time.

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  13. #13
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BobTheStoner Troll or dumb

    said the kid drinking fucking mccormick
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  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by BobTheStoner I would recommend buying at non unionized stores as the extracts can be quite expensive. ANY cheap grocery store will work.

    Yeah, no shit, vanilla is expensive. It would be like $20+ to get a half decent buzz even with really low tolerance. I'd shoplift before trying this plan.
  15. #15
    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by snab_snib 35% vodka doesn't have fucking vanilla extract in it

    No way vanilla extract, the actual vanilla and not the alcohol part, is bad for you.

    Originally posted by reject Also isopropyl alcohol is absolutely fine to drink. Stop being a pussy

    Back in my day I used to drink leaded gasoline. Kids today just don't know how good they have it.
  16. #16
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Merlin No way vanilla extract, the actual vanilla and not the alcohol part, is bad for you.

    yeah, but drinking it straight is nasty, and will make your stomach feel weird.

  17. #17
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I like the taste of vanilla extract.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by blackbird I like the taste of vanilla extract.

    I like the smell of gas but I don't go around huffing it
  19. #19
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Merlin No way vanilla extract, the actual vanilla and not the alcohol part, is bad for you.



    Back in my day I used to drink leaded gasoline. Kids today just don't know how good they have it.

    Well is it artifically flavored extracts that are hard on the stomach or just condensed vanilla in general?
  20. #20
    BobTheStoner Yung Blood
    Originally posted by reject I like the smell of gas but I don't go around huffing it

    Not analogous at all.

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