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Help, I am getting fucked up in Minecraft Badlands Edition.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    For the love of all fuck would you please bare arms with me and fight?
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    For the love of all fuck would you please bare arms with me and fight?

    I'll be on in a bit. Maybe stay out of the hood if you don't have any street cred.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    mr abs was trying to get me to join but hasn't sent me the paper work to join. you told me you quit minecraft.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Sorry I am roleplaying Dune with HTS who is a Fremen and I'm a thirsty traveller and the only way I can hydrate is by getting water from the protective suit her people wear to keep them hydrated in the harsh desert environment ;)

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Badlands is frustrating.
    I get that im suppose to grab sticks from the dead twigs but how the fuck do i get anything done?
    There aint no damn wood around.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's underground in abandoned mineshafts I will hook you up when I can get online
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    Technologist victim of incest
    I think he left to go watch a movie! Lol
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im just blowin smoke dawg.
    Im here.

    θθ technologist.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    🙃
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's underground in abandoned mineshafts I will hook you up when I can get online

    This or those pillager towers.

    But easiest way imo is get a work bench from a town, get sticks from bushes, and get tnt from a temple. They are everywhere. Use tnt to get cobble and bam, you can now make tools. Use tools to find mineshaft, or fight pillagers and steal their wood.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    imma just convert the town my bed is in into a fucking fortress and kill those dumb bitches.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    NO DONT KILL THEM

    THEY CAN BE USED TO FARM INFINITE EMERALD
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood NO DONT KILL THEM

    THEY CAN BE USED TO FARM INFINITE EMERALD

    Im just gonna build a castle wall around it.
    I have been collecting seeds and sticks and sand.
    I do believe I just found a temple.
    Bout to go get that shit but I think its guarded.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im just gonna build a castle wall around it.
    I have been collecting seeds and sticks and sand.
    I do believe I just found a temple.
    Bout to go get that shit but I think its guarded.

    Good luck bro. I'll be on tomorrow. I want to see your wall.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am still working on the wall at the base you saw obbe (-95/67/-34-) mostly just cause those guys across the way attacked me and now they must die.
    Also set up another base a ways away just wile I been exploring.
    I found another temple but i didnt know i couldnt fall straight down or id set off the dynamite.
    FML
    Ill keep looking and learning.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Damn I never heard of anyone actually setting off the tnt in one of those lmrao
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am still working on the wall at the base you saw obbe (-95/67/-34-) mostly just cause those guys across the way attacked me and now they must die.
    Also set up another base a ways away just wile I been exploring.
    I found another temple but i didnt know i couldnt fall straight down or id set off the dynamite.
    FML
    Ill keep looking and learning.

    Yes, you must prepare for the war. Yes you must disable the trap in the temples, I disabled the one we were at together. Destroy the block under the pressure plate. Use sand to get down there without hurting yourself, and use sand to pillar back out.

    I'll be on in awhile.
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