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list of users with a hole in their pocket so they can play with themselves

  1. #21
    Originally posted by aldra Semi-related: I went to primary school with a kid who had a long talk with the principal (we didn't have a counselor) because a teacher walked into the bathroom when he had his pockets turned inside out, cock through his fly shaking it about and making elephant noises

    If they were good elephant noises I'd let it pass
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER Why'd the principal talk to him? Did he have a gun in his pocket or something?

    looking back on it that kid was pretty messed up. he was ob'sessed with wrestling and actually broke his arm demonstrating the 'peoples' elbow' once. another time the fire department had to be called because he got stuck in a drain. he had this 'game' where he'd get his cock out in class, get someone's attention and then quickly put it away before anyone else noticed
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra List of users with a hole in their pocket to trick others into reaching in:

    TBA

    "My hands are full.. can you grab the quarter out of my pocket right here?"
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