Do you even know how to open a banana?

1. 2019-11-23 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Grylls my ex used to use bananas to masturbate with the same time with me

   
   So, in a way, bananas are now your competition. I see.
2. 2019-11-23 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Im allergic to bananas so I don't eat them unless they are put in a smoothie to dilute it
3. 2019-11-23 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Bananas are really good for your skin and your complexion.
4. 2019-11-23 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #24
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Fuck bananas, they go bad too quick.
5. 2019-11-23 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The last mass-produced species of banana went extinct. Now, the current mass-produced species is being threatened by the same virus, which is a new and improved version.
6. 2019-11-23 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #26
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   LET'S PEEL THIS BANANA AND UH! TAKE A BITE
7. 2019-11-23 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by aldra LET'S PEEL THIS BANANA AND UH! TAKE A BITE

   
   Just the tip!😁
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
8. 2019-11-23 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Technologist Just the tip!😁

   
   thats what she said too
9. 2019-11-23 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Technologist Just the tip!😁

   
   hah, have you seen the scene I was referring to? tried to find it on youtube but nobody's uploaded it
10. 2019-11-23 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by aldra hah, have you seen the scene I was referring to? tried to find it on youtube but nobody's uploaded it

    
    Ahhh man no, I can’t take credit for that. It was just me with phallic on my mind. 😅
11. 2019-11-23 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #31
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it was from the TV show archer, 'just the tip' was a running joke in it so I assumed you knew whgat I was talking about
12. 2019-11-23 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    get a fucking room
    
    also, tip her after
13. 2019-11-24 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Does your banana even lift?
14. 2019-11-24 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't even peel my bananas at all. I eat the whole thing. The peel is actually the most nutritious part of the fruit.

    
    eating unpeeled bananas is an euphimism for slurping prepubertal penises, before the glans come out of their foreskins.
    
    you pedo.
15. 2019-11-30 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny eating unpeeled bananas is an euphimism for slurping prepubertal penises, before the glans come out of their foreskins.
    
    you pedo.

    
    what a faggot comment