Canada is a gay country that should kill itself

1. 2019-11-29 at 9:54 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   BLACK FRIDAY CONSOOMER I WENT TO THE MALL
   
   But in Canada it's illegal to advertise flavored nicotine products so they can only use the brand names of vape juice and the clerk couldn't remember if Unicorn Puke was ice cream or popsicle
   
   So I got the one she said was ice cream and it's a fruit one. I went to another store to get a fruit flavor because I thought I bought ice cream and the guy said he thinks it's blue shushie.
   
   lets see what I actually got
   
   
   
   "Psycho Unicorn by Puff Labs is a delectably smooth mix of moist yellow cake paired with rainbow candy and cream dusted with powdered sugar to create a sweetly saccharine bakery blend that will envelope the tastebuds. "
   
   NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE
   I LOVE BUYING BLIND!! HURR DURR!
2. 2019-11-29 at 10:10 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   You got unicorn because we live in such a quantitative data driven marketing world advertisers know you're a broke gay normie trannyfucker
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3. 2019-11-29 at 10:26 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I bought it at a store though
4. 2019-11-29 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Mix a gram of meth into it.
5. 2019-11-29 at 10:52 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I could get a bag right now if I wanted but that would require human interaction
6. 2019-11-29 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   The only true unicorn flavor would be carrot cake. Think about it, horses eat carrots and cake is girlie and sweet.
   
   I've had all kinds of random baked goods claiming to be unicorn and they remind me nothing of magical horses
   
   I'm gonna make a real unicorn vape juice and it will put all other unicorn juice out of the game forever. I want to live in a world where we shame anyone that names a vape juice "unicorn" that isn't carrot cake flavor
   
   🦄 🥕 🍰
7. 2019-11-30 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
8. 2019-11-30 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i saw a lot of angry people
9. 2019-11-30 at 1:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Flavored ejuice banned in my state.
10. 2019-11-30 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo You got unicorn because we live in such a quantitative data driven marketing world advertisers know you're a broke gay normie trannyfucker

    
    normies dont fuck trannies. or get fucked by them.
    
    at least not here.
11. 2019-11-30 at 2:25 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you said it gont im a trend setter fucking girls with penises a real hero
12. 2019-11-30 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    any normies can fuck a tranny and call themselves trend setters,
    
    but only a REAL MAN and a REAL TREND SETTER get fucked by trannies.
    
    in plural amount.
13. 2019-11-30 at 2:34 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my trap isn't into DEGENERACY
    
    the one with the longest hair gets fucked
14. 2019-11-30 at 2:37 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    how prevalent are reacharounds?
15. 2019-11-30 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    The Buffalo Bills symbolize bison.
16. 2019-11-30 at 6:27 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung The Buffalo Bills symbolize bison.

    
    Sounds like a load of buffalo.
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17. 2019-11-30 at 11:23 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the one with the longest hair gets fucked

    
    is that why skinheads ....
18. 2019-11-30 at 12:16 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Sudo how prevalent are reacharounds?

    
    Idk what that is
19. 2019-11-30 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Idk what that is

    
    What strain r u smoking, brother?