The hot gift this year is Amazon Echo or Google Home

1. 2019-11-27 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Tell me you have joined the smart-speaker revolution and aren't still turning your lights on and off using switches, like a plebe.
2. 2019-11-27 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I mostly use LED strips controlled by my desktop now
3. 2019-11-28 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #3
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   yeah, cause OKgoogle and siri worked so flawlessly I decided I wanted to get a bezos prism hardwired into my place that way jorge soros can decide what time lights out is
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Technologist, 
   • fucking_weirdo, 
   • aldra
4. 2019-11-28 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #4
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
5. 2019-11-28 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #5
   filtration African Astronaut
   This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
6. 2019-11-28 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I spend more time trying to connect my lightbulbs to the wifi than i ever did flipping a switch.
   
   And i dont like talking to a thing and trying to get it to understand me.
   
   Every system can and probably is being used to spy.
   
   They are trying to make legal maneuvers to get us to arrest ourselves.
7. 2019-11-28 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   No thank you. The only person running “things” in this house, is me.
   
   I’m to old school for that shit.
8. 2019-11-29 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #8
   fucking_weirdo Houston
   PUSH
   
   THAT
   
   FUCKING
   
   LIGHTSWITCH
9. 2019-11-29 at 8:13 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It sounds pointless