Why do women always take like 5 years to get ready

1. 2019-11-28 at 11:02 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   ?
2. 2019-11-28 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   Rrr African Astronaut
   Vagina disease
3. 2019-11-28 at 11:09 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Make-up.
4. 2019-11-28 at 11:11 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Because they fuck niggers.
5. 2019-11-28 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Because they can't just go out looking like a wet poodle.