2017-01-20 at 11:50 PM UTC
Wait, what is he giving me? I like getting stuff. Gibs me. GIBS GIBS GIBS
2017-01-20 at 11:51 PM UTC
He's gonna give you a job.
2017-01-20 at 11:54 PM UTC
Now that I think of it it's pretty fucking hilarious that I literally got hired at a new job about one hour after he became president. TEE-HEE
2017-01-21 at 12:29 AM UTC
I feel so powerful already! I'm just gonna smash my fist on the ground and send all the refugees and immigrants flying back to wherever they came from!