What Are You Turkeys Doing Tomorrow?

1. 2019-11-27 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I've got the bird in the oven and the house smells like Thanksgiving. I'll be bringing the turkey to my daughter's house tomorrow where my one son will also be along with his wife and child. My other son is in Texas.
   
   What will you be doing tomorrow? Do any of you have to work? Are you dreading it or looking forward to it? Do you expect any fights to break out? Do you expect the police to be called?
   
   Is there any part of Thanksgiving that you are especially looking forward to? Aunt Martha's spicy pumpkin pie? Uncle Bob's deer jerky? Cousin Leroy's special dressing? Will Aunt Susie be supplying the booze again?
2. 2019-11-27 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last year I worked on thanksgiving. This year I did not make any plans.
3. 2019-11-27 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   That's so sad. Don't you have anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with?
4. 2019-11-27 at 5:47 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Me and the okaa are going out to eat and then I'll probably drink some booze and sing Christmas songs.
5. 2019-11-27 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Turkey is in the brine.
   
   Pull it out in the morning and stick it in the smoker. A few hrs of smoke,inject it and finish it in the oven.
   
   About 20 family members coming over.
   
   Eat,football,beer,rinse,repeat.
   
   👍🏻
6. 2019-11-27 at 5:49 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I plan on having a big wank.
7. 2019-11-27 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 Turkey is in the brine.
   
   Pull it out in the morning and stick it in the smoker. A few hrs of smoke,inject it and finish it in the oven.
   
   About 20 family members coming over.
   
   Eat,football,beer,rinse,repeat.
   
   
   👍🏻

   
   I wanna go to his^ house.
8. 2019-11-27 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Me and the okaa are going out to eat and then I'll probably drink some booze and sing Christmas songs.

   
   
   
   
   Here, try this for a classic Thanksgiving song:
   
   
   
9. 2019-11-27 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   going to the casino's buffet
10. 2019-11-27 at 6:08 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 That's so sad. Don't you have anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with?

    
    I don't necessarily celebrate it. Thursday is a gym day tho, so we will be going to the gym that day.
11. 2019-11-27 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by STER0S going to the casino's buffet

    
    I know a Ukrainian dude who likes casinos and their buffets. I would drive him to play roulette, he would win some, give me some, then I would fail at pulling him out of there while hes still winning. He would end up indebted to everyone. It was fun getting few hundred dollars for nothing though.