I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow

1. 2019-11-26 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   What if I cum too fast?
2. 2019-11-26 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Jerk off before you go to help delay things.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
3. 2019-11-26 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That's what I always do before I head out to the spa..
   
   "Why you not cum yet? you take too much time Mr"
   "Shut up LingLo and keep pullin, the menu said happy ending"
   
   Gotta get your money's worth...
4. 2019-11-26 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   My cum is going to taste like beef broth and miso soup
5. 2019-11-26 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo My cum is going to taste like beef broth and miso soup

   
   Erm why are you going to be tasting it?