Idea to stop phone theft in shitholes like Brazil

1. 2019-11-24 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #1
   Mongolvoid BBQ Yung Blood
   1. Craft "cellphone"
   2. Dress "Fonaplats" as a "woman"
   3. Send "Fonaplats" with said "cellphone"
   4. "Fonaplats" talks obnoxiously into "cellphone" about "Jedis" and "Triangulars"
   5. "Thieves" "steal" said "cellphone"
   6. "Blow up" said "cellphone" with a "Fonaplats activated giggle(™)" "Detonator"
   7. "Rinse™ and Repeat™"
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   • Bueno
2. 2019-11-24 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   My God, do you have an annoying way of writing things.
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   • Sudo
3. 2019-11-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie My God, do you have an annoying way of writing things.

   
   The "OP" sure does "write" things in a "strange" way. I think™ it's a "script".
4. 2019-11-25 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I bet OP is HTS
5. 2019-11-25 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   1. Carry a gun