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Parking lot seagulls.

  1. 2019-10-15 at 9:37 PM UTC
    #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Is some parking lot in a random inland city their haunt their whole life or did they migrate there. What draws seagulls to beaches & parking lots, have you ever seen a seagull anywhere else?
  2. 2019-10-15 at 9:46 PM UTC
    #2
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I see them in Dublin all the time. They especially love to sit on the flat glass roof of the art gallery, and shit on it. The whole situation could best be described as being postmodern and avant garde.

    I also see them in the farm here, which is about 30 miles from the ocean, during the summer, when silage is cut or the fields are dug up.
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  3. 2019-10-15 at 10:03 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I haven't heard the word silage in a long time even though my cuts it at a certain time of year

    wait, maybe he doesn't anymore, maybe that's why I haven't..
  4. 2019-11-25 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Nigger,kike, shittskin
  5. 2019-11-25 at 6:24 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Truly majestic creatures. They play an important role in human society by picking up all the discarded food we throw away.
  6. 2019-11-25 at 6:32 PM UTC
    #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I think I already posted this but one time I was walking out of the grocery store, & some dickhead threw some bread right at my feet & a flock of like 20 seagulls swooped right out of hell all over & around me. I started screaming & ran to my car. SMH what a little shit
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  7. 2019-11-25 at 6:38 PM UTC
    #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I think I already posted this but one time I was walking out of the grocery store, & some dickhead threw some bread right at my feet & a flock of like 20 seagulls swooped right out of hell all over & around me. I started screaming & ran to my car. SMH what a little shit

    Piss in my mouth, plz.
  8. 2019-11-25 at 6:42 PM UTC
    #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Shut up piece of shit pervert before u get banned for another month
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  9. 2019-11-25 at 6:45 PM UTC
    #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Shut up piece of shit pervert before u get banned for another month

    I'm sorry to upset u. 🌹
  10. 2019-11-25 at 6:45 PM UTC
    #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    White Wonder bread or rye or whole wheat, multi-grain, etc., etc.?

    Just curious so I know the best type to throw at DTE.

    I'm thinking the entire loaf of a bread with a really hard crust, kinda like DTE herself. Oh, and a big old fat loaf, too.
  11. 2019-11-25 at 6:53 PM UTC
    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    fuck off grandpa.

    It was just white bread tho from what I can remember. It was pretty traumatic & terrifying. I wanted to confront the guy but there was so many seagulls
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  12. 2019-11-25 at 6:57 PM UTC
    #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  13. 2019-11-25 at 6:58 PM UTC
    #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seagulls don't exist.
  14. 2019-11-25 at 7:06 PM UTC
    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Seagulls don't exist.

    Hello. I hope all is well.
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