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Captain Falcon has a firm bubble ass

  1. 2019-11-25 at 3:14 PM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    It's round, hairy, and probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. So firm and bouncy you can throw a penny off it and it'll come back and hit you in the eye. Not that you'd notice the pain while looking at that magnificent ass.

    That nigga SQUATS
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  2. 2019-11-25 at 3:22 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Those arent the appealing characteristics of an ass you degenerate scum kill yourself
  3. 2019-11-25 at 3:56 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What is this? A fag gang attack on heteros?
  4. 2019-11-25 at 3:58 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Is this another cartoon reference? who the fuck is Captain Falcon?
  5. 2019-11-25 at 4:05 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is this another cartoon reference? who the fuck is Captain Falcon?

    Captain Falcon is a notorious, card-carrying, lifetime membership, Fun Bunch character. A crazy Pakistani who lives in the USA.
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  6. 2019-11-25 at 4:08 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    His server has been offline for 13 hours according to Minecraftstats.com
  7. 2019-11-25 at 6:29 PM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Those arent the appealing characteristics of an ass you degenerate scum kill yourself

    Yeah I've seen hts and his ass. I know you're more into the 'bagged milk' look.
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  8. 2019-11-25 at 6:36 PM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I've seen hts and his ass. I know you're more into the 'bagged milk' look.

    AHHH YEAAAAH! LOOSE FUCKING BAGGED MILKED CHEEKS!

    ITT: §m£ÂgØL IS AN EDGY GAYLORD
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  9. 2019-11-25 at 10 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood His server has been offline for 13 hours according to Minecraftstats.com

    Fuck that asshole he bulldozed my farm to build an international airport.
  10. 2019-11-25 at 10:22 PM UTC
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Fuck that asshole he bulldozed my farm to build an international airport.

    Don't even bother trying to build else where, cheap motels coming soon. Watch.
  11. 2020-10-28 at 2:36 AM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Bump
  12. 2020-10-28 at 2:45 AM UTC
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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  13. 2020-10-28 at 3:04 AM UTC
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I think I've seen pictures? This is, if anything, an astonishingly modest description. Dude's ass is almost unpleasantly perfect.
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  14. 2020-10-28 at 3:13 AM UTC
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    CF has a stepford ass.
  15. 2020-10-28 at 3:47 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He has the ass of an Alabama windmill in the middle of a category 5 hur'cane, I reckon I ain't lyin about that there mess one of the wildest finest things you ever did done see I tell you what boy.
  16. 2020-10-28 at 3:48 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Those arent the appealing characteristics of an ass you degenerate scum kill yourself

    LOL
  17. 2020-10-28 at 4:26 AM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    §m£ÂgØL and Captain Falco are now a couple.
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  18. 2020-10-28 at 4:51 AM UTC
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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I think I've seen pictures? This is, if anything, an astonishingly modest description. Dude's ass is almost unpleasantly perfect.

    For real tho. There's a famous spanish song about cinnamon skin and I think the lyrics are very fitting
  19. 2020-10-28 at 5:55 AM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by netstat posting in a thread of faggotry

    Lmao
  20. 2020-10-28 at 2:16 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ He has the ass of an Alabama windmill in the middle of a category 5 hur'cane

    Soooo sprawled out in the middle of a field and completely destroyed?
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