2017-01-19 at 11:43 PM UTC
Indeed m8. Every fucking time as it were. Last toime hopped the ol fence to the Llama den to get a selfie and they didn't take too kindly to me. Thought they were sleeping but they were pulling some fakesies on me. Cut my side up real bad hopping the fence to get out in lieu of being rammed by Papa Llama
2017-01-19 at 11:43 PM UTC
I havent been to the zoo sober since I was a young kid. I fuckin love blazin and goin to the zoo. Lookin at monkey and shit.
2017-01-19 at 11:50 PM UTC
buy a bag of mixwed nuts b4 to threw at the animals is wot i normally do if u trew it at a meer kat it rite funny it starts rubbin it on its ear
2017-01-20 at 12:02 AM UTC
I saw them leave out dead animal heads on stumps once.
2017-01-20 at 1:31 AM UTC
We had onions with us to give the monkeys because apparently they rub eachother to get the smell off their hands which gets them horny ands starts a monkey orgy. It didn't work.
2017-01-20 at 1:37 AM UTC
Try tech laced bananas next time.