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There's no door in the bathroom in this club do fucking gross in shutting and people are literally watching it's so fucked

  1. #21
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk man, I didn't know the girl, I didn't know anyone on that boat except my neighbor that invited me.. I already felt super out of place but at least she took the awkwardness of me lol

    thats what i would of done though just shithole in the lake, I once on a field trip took a dump off a cliff in the same lake and I'm pretty sure a big catfish swallowed it


    Originally posted by Obbe Someone caught that fish later that day and ate it.

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  2. #22
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby … we were all shocked..
    it was really awkward.

    You were all shocked that a girl had diarrhea?
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  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Who here stops shitting suddenly if someone is looking at them?
  4. #24
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I used to be super pee‐shy to the point where I couldn’t go if there was anyone else in the bathroom with me.
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You were all shocked that a girl had diarrhea?

    well because she was crying and looked really embarrassed, everyone felt bad for her and on top of it she was trying to tell her friend what was up but her friend was ignoring her being a drunk slut
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well because she was crying and looked really embarrassed

    What was the smell like? Acrid?
  7. #27
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well because she was crying and looked really embarrassed

    As an ass lover you should have broken frame and being all like "I'm a doctor, let me evaluate your colon - with my penis".
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blackbird I used to be super pee‐shy to the point where I couldn’t go if there was anyone else in the bathroom with me.

    im not pee shy but I have a prostate problem and during the superbowl a couple years back I went to heb and went to use the restroom and I just couldn't pee quick enough and there was a long line going out the door of angry men yelling at me to hurry up, It took like 5 minutes to pee over that.
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Who here is brave enough to be comfortable publicly wiping their ass after a shit?
  10. #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Is it from alcohol abuse? Because I pee often after a beer and thinly.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat Is it from alcohol abuse? Because I pee often after a beer and thinly.

    yeah im pretty sure it is. I pee often too from drinking beer but sometimes it does the opposite effect especially at night when I'm trying to go to sleep. It's like I'll just dribble a few drops.. lay back down and then need to go again.. the doctors said I have an enlarged prostate the size of a texas walnut and drinking affects it.
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  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well because she was crying and looked really embarrassed, everyone felt bad for her and on top of it she was trying to tell her friend what was up but her friend was ignoring her being a drunk slut

    How did she wipe? She didnt, did she? Or did she hang over the deck backwards and jiggle her butt in the water? Obviously not since she couldn't just done that in the first place to expel her shitgasm inconspicuously.

    So it's safe to say her friend helped her snap back her suit into place and then this little brown spot started to slowly get more prominent right on the b-hole spot of her suit.

    For cuite!
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ How did she wipe? She didnt, did she? Or did she hang over the deck backwards and jiggle her butt in the water? Obviously not since she couldn't just done that in the first place to expel her shitgasm inconspicuously.

    So it's safe to say her friend helped her snap back her suit into place and then this little brown spot started to slowly get more prominent right on the b-hole spot of her suit.

    For cuite!

    Like Hillary's wet spot going into Air Force One.
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's a piss fetish club where people drink the used condoms on the floor

    I remember reading about a club in Germany where the toilets are actually hooked up to a shower system downstairs
  15. #35
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra I remember reading about a club in Germany where the toilets are actually hooked up to a shower system downstairs

    This is what I expect from Germany.
  16. #36
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER This is what I expect from Germany.

    Hawt.
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by CASPER This is what I expect from Germany.

    The demonized humans need places to congregate, just like everyone else.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ok, I'll ask again. Who is brave enough to wipe in public?
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country As an ass lover you should have broken frame and being all like "I'm a doctor, let me evaluate your colon - with my penis".

    im going to now insert my stethoscope into your anus.

    to check on your heartbeat.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by CASPER This is what I expect from Germany.

    germany is survived by degenerates who were unfit to join the SSs or any other branch of the military.
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