Best part about being in a relationship

1. 2019-11-23 at 9:31 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You can act like a total retard around women and not feel any embarrassment, like an ascended God
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
2. 2019-11-23 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Bee urself
3. 2019-11-23 at 10:11 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   which one LOL xD #pluralgang
4. 2019-11-23 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   good ol' fashioned ghost thread right at the top of latest threads
5. 2019-11-23 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   True tho.
6. 2019-11-23 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You can act like a total retard around women and not feel any embarrassment, like an ascended God

   
   When a girl invites you to fap into her sink you know you've got a keeper.
7. 2019-11-23 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Or she says "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me".
8. 2019-11-23 at 10:23 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Or she says "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me".

   
   Yes a woman who mindlessly quotes lines from movies is clearly something special.
9. 2019-11-23 at 11:38 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Or she says "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me".

   
   Both
10. 2019-11-24 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #10
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr Bee urself

    
    Shut the fuck up, s^hitskin.